CS cheater skum

[old.Comfortably Numb]

Am i being paranoid or are their some aimbots that still work even in CS 1.1? I ping at 70 ish but lately ive been getting fragged something stupid by some players with 200 pings! please reasure me that its just the fact that im playing crap at the mo and not people cheating at the beautiful game again.

 

[Ch3tan]

Why are u assuming that people with 200 ping must be cheating if they kill you with a 70 ping?

No they are probably not cheating.

 

[*Kornholio*]

Yep, probably not cheating, you just suck m8

 

[old.Mjr tOm]

although it definately does have some influence, ping is not the final word.

i'm more concerned about ppl that have bound 'x-ray vision' to a key.

 

[Perplex]

Another newbie blubing on about how everyone that kills them must be using aimbot, spiked models, lambert, wall hack, asus drivers, flash hack, smoke hack, full brites, and headshot scripts.

Get a grip

 

[Meatballs]

(perpeplx knows a little too many of the cheats off by heart - /me gets suspiciious)

 

[Ono]

I've seen Perplex play CS and can categorically say that he is the biggest CHEAT in the entire universe.


The accuracy he gets with the AK is unreal. Also he always seems to know where I am on a map even though I run all the time.

Not only that, but when I see him and keep my finger on the AK trigger it misses him all the time.

He cheats big time cos no one except that other cheat [OKAL]-Jobby (or something like that), can possibly get 40 frags in one map.

 

[Perplex]

lol. me big lamey cheat man yes?!! chilli sauce salad wid dat mate?

 

[Ono]

Nice sig Perp

 

[Perplex]

heh, it's actually more irritating than a pic...I'll remove it in a day or two

 

[old.V-f-u-b-a-r]

I am sick of people complaining people are cheating, unless it is blatantly obvious, like 30 rounds from a para at very close range (last week on some german server!) then it's very likely they aren't cheating and you're just not as good as u think you are. I'm only a newbie to cs and even I can tell the difference between cheating and my failure to live long enough!

 

[Ch3tan]

Originally posted by V-f-u-b-a-r
I am sick of people complaining people are cheating, unless it is blatantly obvious, like 30 rounds from a para at very close range (last week on some german server!) then it's very likely they aren't cheating and you're just not as good as u think you are. I'm only a newbie to cs and even I can tell the difference between cheating and my failure to live long enough!

Can you? sO why is 30 rounds from a para at close range cheating? Please explain I have to say I am fucking intrigued by your apperent failure to understand CS.

 

[Perplex]

Aye, that confused the hell out of me too

 

[*Kornholio*]

Um... i think he's trying to say that if someone nails you close up with a para, don't be surprised if you turn into a bloody puddle on the floor... dunno...

 

[Ch3tan]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
Um... i think he's trying to say that if someone nails you close up with a para, don't be surprised if you turn into a bloody puddle on the floor... dunno...

Aye Korn I considered that possibility, now having any knowledge of English online is pointless -what with so called "l33t" speak and plain stupidity. However in my understanding of the English language:

Vfubar states that

I am sick of people complaining people are cheating, unless it is blatantly obvious, like 30 rounds from a para at very close range (last week on some german server!)

Now in my knowledge of English I would assume he meant that 30 rounds from a para was blatant cheating. He backs up this beleif in his next line. He uses the "30 rounds from a para" as an example of blatant cheating and then goes on to say that unless this is the case then they are probably not cheating.

Maybe I and Per and you Korn are all wrong, it could just be that his use of English is so bad he had no idea what he was writing. It could be he has the signals between his brain and his fingers miscommunicated, whatever the reason I want to know why he believes that 30 rounds from a para at close range is cheating. And if thats not what he means, and Korn is right with his translation, then I want him to learn to use English.

 

[Perplex]

lol

 

[*Kornholio*]

ROFL !!!!

Dunno m8, suppose time will tell...

 

[Wij]

I fink maybe he meant he unloaded 30 rounds at someone without them flinching...

Anyway, everyone cheats. If they didn't then I would win all the time even tho I've only played it a few times. It's obvious really init ?

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by Wij
I fink maybe he meant he unloaded 30 rounds at someone without them flinching...

Well, if they were standing on the other side of the map, not surprising really is it... makes sense though...

 

[Wij]

I think the "at very close range" bit kinda ruled out the "other side of the map" theory but who knows...

 

[Ch3tan]

Did not think of that Wij, maybe cause his English is so shite? Ah well maybe he does not realise how much recoil a para has, u cant use it like an mp5 people, learn that please.

 

[Perplex]

Recoil? It's like trying to hold onto a mental psychopathic kangaroo hopped up on PCP and mescaline.

Oh, and for all the newbs out there in CS land, Chetan is right...it's shit. The only function the para serves is a loud noise to scare the enemy. Don't even begin to think that kill you got with it was skill, it was a lucky stray bullet.

It's a handheld firecracker


[Edited by Perplex on 23-04-01 at 18:02]

 

[old.Larry]

Originally posted by Ch3tan
Ah well maybe he does not realise how much recoil a para has, u cant use it like an mp5 people, learn that please.

You can't?! Aww Shucks!

 

[old.V-f-u-b-a-r]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
Um... i think he's trying to say that if someone nails you close up with a para, don't be surprised if you turn into a bloody puddle on the floor... dunno...

Sorry that was what I meant, got distracted then 4got to finish what i was sayin properly. Didn't quite make sense did it!

 

[old.V-f-u-b-a-r]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]

Originally posted by Wij
I fink maybe he meant he unloaded 30 rounds at someone without them flinching...

Well, if they were standing on the other side of the map, not surprising really is it... makes sense though...

I was behind some1, if it was some1 facing me then I doubt I would have seen 3 shots leave my para, let alone 30!

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by V-f-u-b-a-r
I was behind some1, if it was some1 facing me

Pardon?

 

[Ch3tan]

ROFL god vfubar, less l33t speak more time at school or if your past school read more (not news of the world). Sort the sentences out m8, takes little effort to write things correctly and saves plenty of hassle.

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by V-f-u-b-a-r
[BI was behind some1, if it was some1 facing me then I doubt I would have seen 3 shots leave my para, let alone 30! [/B]

/me the interpreter steps in again...

Right, here is a summary of events in english :

He approached someone from behind, let rip with his para (close range), the bloke realised he was there, turned around and capped his ass... Therefore, he made the assumption that the bloke is cheating...

Correct ??

 

[Ch3tan]

Yeah, yeah korny we got what he meant, but its much more fun having ago at his typing/english.

 

[*Kornholio*]