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haarewin

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if it landed face up there was the 5 second rule.
if it landed face down, then aaw :fluffle:
 

Lamp

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The pizza could have fallen base down or topping down. But there exists the smallest probability - mathematically speaking - that the pizza could actually land on its side !
 

Adoctor

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Equador said:
I dropped my pizza! :(
np just get your wife/gf/mother to make u another one.

if ur at work, i'm sure ur seceratary can help.
 

Equador

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Adoctor said:
np just get your wife/gf/mother to make u another one.

if ur at work, i'm sure ur seceratary can help.
Nobody at home :( And I'm out of pizza's now, so that'll be a sandwich I guess.
 

Hansmoleman

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Equador said:
Nobody at home :( And I'm out of pizza's now, so that'll be a sandwich I guess.
dust it off, dont be a wuss! :p and if thiers glass in it, its good for you.
 

Equador

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Trust me, you'll never want to touch, let alone eat anything that touched my floor!
 

Ezteq

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rofl anyone read that terry pratchett book (if your not a pratchett fan turn away now) where the death of rats makes that device to butter small sections of carpet or something to prove that butter side always lands face down but because the butter is on the carpet i think it levitates ( though i could be wrong seeing as i just discovered "the last crusade" has a totally different ending to the one i remembered)man that cracked me right up, also

pretty old theory but cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down so if you butter a cats back does it land on the butter! i have no cat so cant test this but i know at least one of you will have a cat and possibly some butter (marge might do the trick but butter from preferance) so go try this it is a legitamate scientific experiment, i want pics!
 

Morchaoron

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Ezteq said:
pretty old theory but cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down so if you butter a cats back does it land on the butter! i have no cat so cant test this but i know at least one of you will have a cat and possibly some butter (marge might do the trick but butter from preferance) so go try this it is a legitamate scientific experiment, i want pics!
i tried it and filmed it, look at the result
 

Hansmoleman

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Ezteq said:
rofl anyone read that terry pratchett book (if your not a pratchett fan turn away now) where the death of rats makes that device to butter small sections of carpet or something to prove that butter side always lands face down but because the butter is on the carpet i think it levitates ( though i could be wrong seeing as i just discovered "the last crusade" has a totally different ending to the one i remembered)man that cracked me right up, also

pretty old theory but cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down so if you butter a cats back does it land on the butter! i have no cat so cant test this but i know at least one of you will have a cat and possibly some butter (marge might do the trick but butter from preferance) so go try this it is a legitamate scientific experiment, i want pics!
its all about heights drop buttered toast from high enough it will land butter side up.
 

Ezteq

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Morchaoron said:
i tried it and filmed it, look at the result
Bwahahahahaha it is true, cats are evil beings sent here from another planet to see how far they can push humans in to stupidity.
cat 1- people 0
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