cruelest thing youve done?

[Everz]

In honesty, cruelist thing ive ever done was we made a kid pay us to hang out with us, most have got around a fiver a night, till his mom caught him stealing her money....

or, getting my mate into a load of trouble when i called some of the 'ard chav kids a few names, they came looking for me on the night and only knew me as the kid with the glasses on (god bless contacts tbh).. needless to say i took them off and they thought my clueless mate was me... well i escaped of the beating of a life anyways.

 

[Tilda]

bugz and seel.
This stops now. If you post something off-topic in the thread trying to have a go at each other I'll start throwing warnings around.
Let it drop, both of you.

 

[Hawkwind]

OK remembered one from a few years back. Guy (Mark) in my office was caught by his wife horizontal jogging with his sister in law. Basically they patched things up and stayed together for the sake of the kids.
TBH she was an absolute bitch, never did like her, always far too serious. So, a couple of months a Christmas party where she had a screaming fit at a few of us, she rings the office on Valentines Day after her hubby. I answer the phone and recognise her voice.

Bitch: Is Mark there?
Me: No, sorry he's popped out for a while, something about getting some flowers. Should be back in 15 mins or so. Can I take a message or ask him to call back?
Bitch: No, dont worry <happy giggle>
Me: Can I ask whose calling? (knows full well)
Bitch: It's his wife, tell him I'll see him later.

I said nothing to Mark. He'd actually been down the pub for a wet lunch. Anyway he goes home, no flowers. The 'bitch' thinks the worst and that he's at it with her sister again and throws him out the house for the evening.

 

[old.Tohtori]

bugz and seel.
This stops now. If you post something off-topic in the thread trying to have a go at each other I'll start throwing warnings around.
Let it drop, both of you.

Well not to mention that it dropped already...are you going to enforce that all around this place?

 

[kirennia]

Off-topic:

In terms of the whole stepping in for others conversation, I stepped in a few times when I was younger and ended up getting a beating by a couple of people, stopping me from doing it the next time. The next time it happened I ended up staying out of it and absolutely hated myself for it, it's just not who I am; the guy was alright but that's not really the point.

From that point onwards, I've always stepped in, even if I know I could end up putting myself in danger. The worst case was when I was in the car with my mother and saw what I thought was a gang of about 10 16-18 year olds beating someone up so I yelled to stop the car, charged over there and broke it up...turned out they were just play fighting to which I got a whole host of 'wtf' looks, couple of handshakes and nice remarks and I walked off feeling a whole lot better of myself. Lucky? very... I could never walk away...it's partly my upbringing, partly my feeling of guilt in too many things I do but I just can't stop myself.

My point is, I'm not looking for trouble, if I ever get in any I have a half decent pair of legs on me but the thought of leaving someone to a beating is much much worse then potentially getting in trouble myself to which I'm sure (at least I hope) there are a lot of others who feel the same way. In that respect, I see both sides of the coin; I've been lucky enough to not ever get seriously hurt and I can respect others wish to not have it happening to them but to be honest, that's just all the more reason why I'd not walk away; walking away from someone who simply can't defend themselves. At least I can even up the odds a little bit

On-Topic:

Not sure what the cruelist thing I ever did was... this whole talk of bullies has reminded me of an incident before though. The two lads who gave me a beating, I didn't see them for a few years and it turned out, they didn't grow all that much but I kinda did. On the school bus on the way home, our bus pulled upto a stop one of them was standing at and as it was leaving, he gave me the finger. I calmly waited for the next stop then backtracked to where he was still standing. Being this time one on one I grabbed him by the throat and said "beg for forgiveness bitch!" to which he did. I was never going to hurt the guy and even though he'd done worse to me before, I still felt guilty about it. After he did it I did shake his hand and told him never to try and insult me or my friends again and then walked off... bet he didn't tell his mates about that one though


As for the whole turning posters upsidedown thing, hahaha. That aint cruel, it's hilarious If theres someone whos pissed you off in your house and they go away for a while, try planting cress under their radiator, watering it a lot...great results

 

[Zede]

shot a cow in the arse with an air rifle when its tail was jusssst flapping high enough.

right in.


i was only 13 though

 

[pikeh]

As for the whole turning posters upsidedown thing, hahaha. That aint cruel, it's hilarious If theres someone whos pissed you off in your house and they go away for a while, try planting cress under their radiator, watering it a lot...great results

well the reason we did it was because he is a hardcore graphic designer, so he literally spends 10 minutes aligning each poster to a set grid hes got for the room. everyone has to be a certain length apart and must "hang" from a even line. Ive gone in and set like 1 of his posters a few degrees out and noticed him in his room with a ladder and a ruler the next day.

 

[Bahumat]

I poured petrol on this fat kid to try and "burn the weight off". The flames got too hot and we had to back off from him. Our Super Soaker could not put out the flame so we just poured more petrol on...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I once told someone the easiest way to pierce your ears was to get drunk, and have a sober mate use a nail gun to make the hole. It would be quick and the booze would numb them from the pain. When he and his brother got caught by there parents trying to do it, I found out I'd forgotten to mention that you place a piece of wood behind the lobe, and not use there own heads to stop the nail.

Had the nailgun not been broken, they would have nailed his ears to the back of his head.

Never give idiots idea's, unless you've thought them through properly yourself.

 

[soze]

There a bloke i work with who is too gung ho for IT Work he will read one solution is ADSI Edit and go for it without looking for a easy fix. I am constantly stopping him on the brink of killing a server and spending ages back tracking then fixing the problem. One friday afternoon he was going on about removing a sbs server from a domain to then add it again. he read a problem about Roaming Profiles and rather than doing it on the PC he followed the settings on the server. As i was off the next week i said nothing and let him get on with it. Think my boss then had to go restore the site as there were no extra domain controllers. Felt bad for my boss and the other users.

Did some silly stuff in school locked a teacher in a classroom at the end of the day sold fags to first years for £1 each £2 if they were really short hung one lippy first year from a 6ft fence by his back pack kicked me and i could not hit him. So left him hanging with his feet about 2ft off the ground. threw someones bag onto the roof of the sports hall.

 

[Lamp]

There a bloke i work with who is too gung ho for IT Work he will read one solution is ADSI Edit and go for it without looking for a easy fix. I am constantly stopping him on the brink of killing a server and spending ages back tracking then fixing the problem. One friday afternoon he was going on about removing a sbs server from a domain to then add it again. he read a problem about Roaming Profiles and rather than doing it on the PC he followed the settings on the server. As i was off the next week i said nothing and let him get on with it. Think my boss then had to go restore the site as there were no extra domain controllers. Felt bad for my boss and the other users.

Riveting LOL

 

[soze]

Riveting LOL

I could go arse rape a granny then skull fuck her till shes dead but i suppose im not that mean.

 

[Lamp]

I could go arse rape a granny then skull fuck her till shes dead but i suppose im not that mean.

She'd love it !

 

[soze]

I meant im not that mean to my dick.

 

[Syri]

there was a lad at school that everyone hated. he was a total nob, and he was "the scruffy kid" covered in warts, and to top it he was a ginger.
one day me and my mate managed to get this secret answers for his msn password with a bit of social engineering. so we changed his passwords and the secret answer and logged into his msn.

we spammed all his contacts with some sick stuff. worse though his aunty was on msn. so i got talking to her as if i was him then started saying stuff like "i want to fuck you" and "will you suck me?" etc. and his aunty was acting like it wasnt a problem "ok terry, im not sure about that! " and stuff.

wonder how that went down at the dinner table.

I'd never do anything like that. got too much crap through school for stupid reasons like being tall or having ears that stick out a bit, apparently that's enough to warrant coming home black and blue every day. i could never do anything to anyone based on a perception, would just be too close to home, and i'd know all too well how they'd feel as the victim of it.