Crop Circles

[dysfunction]

They are in the news yet again...

My theory is that they are caused by magnetic forces whenever there is an electrical storm.

Magnetic waves are usually in some sort of circular form...demonstrated by using iron shavings and a magnet...

 

[old.?]

Mu guess is they are started by students or hippies.

 

[pg_exoshear]

Probably some retarded farmer who cant drive straight

 

[Nylex]

Originally posted by pg_exoshear
Probably some retarded farmer who cant drive straight

Lol .

 

[mr.Blacky]

Cropcircls are made when the world of the elfs is close to earth.

 

[Damini]

I made a crop circle once. It was a childhood drinking incident, where we did all just lie on the floor and roll around in circles. We didn't go out with the intention of doing it: it was an unseen byproduct of drinking neat vodka.

When drunk it looked quite small and discreet. Sobriety revealed it was big enough to park a fucking volvo estate in. I felt really bad, especially if we'd been professional enough to make the farmer think "oooooh, is it aliens, is it natural?" he wouldn't probably be pissed off at his crops being ruined. But this one was more egg shaped, filled with munch wrappers and cigarette butts.

 

[Wij]

Funnily enough crop-circles are made by crop-circle-making-people who make them so that people will speculate about what made them.

 

[Furr]

Originally posted by Wij
Funnily enough crop-circles are made by crop-circle-making-people who make them so that people will speculate about what made them.

you sir , are correct.

 

[S-Gray]

bah! its made by UFO's, you all know the truth is out there!

Ive seen the X Files, i know about the conspiracies!

 

[Mellow-]

I think it's farmyard animals like Geese ... or Voles, or Rabbits.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by dysfunction
They are in the news yet again...

My theory is that they are caused by magnetic forces whenever there is an electrical storm.

Magnetic waves are usually in some sort of circular form...demonstrated by using iron shavings and a magnet...

The flaw in your reasoning being that crops aren't made of metal?

 

[old.Kez]

Thats what they want you to think.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Sorry, I'm a city boy :/

 

[1tchy trigger]

Crop circles - lol - the biggest NON mystery ever - its big robots innit? On pogo sticks. Naked. /me rushes off for a cold shower.

 

[Munkey-]

their obvisouly caused by townies on their migration spree. however they get lost without any buildings thus the circles

 

[Summo]

That's the best theory yet.

 

[Mellow-]

Yeah but whenever i'm naked and running through fields, I never go round in circles ... it just ruins the word "streak" in my humbled opinion.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I prefer not to know what you get up to while nekkid, thank you Mellow

 

[Trebz]

http://www.circlemakers.org/

 

[Sar]

Big massive fat bloke wanders into the middle of a field, pished as a cunt, then lets one rip like a bastard.

Thereby flattening all the crops around him in a perfect circle.

The complex/intricate circles are lumpy farts

 

[granny]

I find the phrase "lumpy farts" strangely disturbing.

 

[Wij]

It generally involves having gravy on your air buffet. Not recommended.

 

[granny]

Would make a good name for an orc though eh?

 

[Wij]

g33333333k !!1

 

[granny]

Sorry, been playing Morrowind too much

 

[Wij]

g333.... oh :/

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by Sar
pished as a cunt

I'm going out on a limb here....your scottish aren't you

Me too!

 

[S-Gray]

is he 'eck a Haggis, i mean Scottish

 

[Testin da Cable]

sar is actually from greece.....or should that read 'he's well greased'?

 

[kanonfodda]

Thought he was Irish meself