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An 80-year-old woman re-created a scene from the film Crocodile Dundee to tackle a knife-wielding burglar.

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Winifred Whelan, from Liverpool, was threatened in her home by a man brandishing a 10-inch knife.

The pensioner grabbed a larger carving knife from her kitchen before shouting: "That's not a knife, this is a knife!"

Mrs Whelan was quoting the famous line from Crocodile Dundee when the film's star Paul Hogan brandishes a hunting knife at a mugger.

She told a newspaper: "I said to the robber: "You call that a knife?" His was around 10 inches long and I had a carving knife measuring about 14 inches.

"I pointed it at his belly and said: "This is a knife!""

Two men were jailed at Liverpool Crown Court in connection with the incident, which happened last September.
 

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Do all Scots look as pale as her ? Eat some red meat for heavens sake !
 

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yup being pasty white makes us camoflage into the snow so we can catch those blasted Haggis
 

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Sparx said:
yup being pasty white makes us camoflage into the snow so we can catch those blasted Haggis


Shhhh!! Dont give our secrets away! Or everyone will be able to catch them!
 

elisera

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I used to love Supergran when I was wee :worthy:

Got me singing the theme tune now as well!
 

Sparx

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Jeremiah said:
Shhhh!! Dont give our secrets away! Or everyone will be able to catch them!

no worries these english are too soft to catch a haggis, we been doing it for hundreds of years
 

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