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Damini

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This is a bit of a cheeky plea for help, which totally does NOT involve computers. Those of you not feeling all generous may want to skip reading this.


When I am not revelling in my glorious Safeways job, I am a drama student. I have to write a play for a course I'm doing this term. I have thought of a basic plot and would like anyone to chip in and give me ideas (and maybe even an ending?).

Right, so this is the plot so far. It's set in Herne Bay. The plot revolves around three women who are the winner and two runners up in the local slimming competition. They're fairly messed up and aged around mid to late twenties - Bettie is marginally nuerotic and addicted to speed based slimming tablets. Kim is at the moment fairly dull and Sally (the winner) is very bitter because after losing all this weight it has turned out her hubby was a chubby chaser, and he has dumped her for a fatter woman. Following still?

As they are beginning to organise this award giving ceremony, the food arrives (Sally's husband and Sally used to run a food supplying business together) and instead of carrots and Ryvita he has supplied entirely cream cakes and naughty naughty food out of spite. Then the mystery guest turning up to awards turns out to be Bambi, a "glamour"model they used to all go to school with who bullied them for being fat, and who is still a pert size eight. So they barricade themselves in the place, force feed Bambi until she dies and have lots of high jinx along the way.

I need more ideas! I have decided they also kill their fitness instructor who is sent to negotiate with them. She brings the scales as demanded, but when they search her for a wire they discover her liposuction scars and murder her.

Can anyone think of any decent plot lines involving murderous revenge filled ex fat women?
 
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Sar

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Get one of them to kill a victim by slicing the flesh from their still living limbs.

That'll go down well with the Radio4 crowd.

:D
 
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Trem

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Im scared, i was all excited by yr new thread Damini, now im plain scared:uhoh:
 
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Damini

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It's a stage play, so I can't actually show much violence without it looking really poo, but I can describe rather vividly what happens.

I need some rather bizarre things to happen. Hmm... I might have them phone up that nice Dr from the Richard and Judy show for advice.
 
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Damini

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And don't be scared Tremor... it'll all go away soon... hush... hush... it's ok :)
 
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Trem

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Wait till Wij see's it, he'll sort u out with some freaky non gruesome stuff:p
 
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Damini

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See, I read that "Carry on the Story" thread of yesteryear, and figured this was collectively the highest concentration of screwed up imaginations I could ever hope to tap.

Or to fear what I unleash upon the world...
 
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Daffeh

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you need someone suffering from a cocaine addiction, or some other suitable narcotic

and sex, plenty of sex :)

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Damini

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Heh, Daf - a man after my own heart! See, Bettie is addicted to these amphetamine slimming tablets, and become increasingly more jittery and hysterical throughout the play. I couldn't decide whether to have Kim as a nymphomaniac now she's lost the weight, or a bulimic. Hmm... Sex or sick, sex or sick....

One of my old school teachers was addicted to amphetamine slimming pills. She ended up looking like an energetic Skeletor in a wig.
 
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Damini

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Oooh, maybe I can have sex AND sick! A nymphomaniac that can't get any because of the overwhelming smell of stomach acid that follows her around....
 
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Daffeh

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ooo good one, and who must turn to necrophilia to quench her unsatiable thirst... u could have a scene in a graveyard and everything!



if i could spell properly anyway...
 
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xane

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Creative Juices - I thought you were going to announce the new sound card.
 
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Nibbler

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How about the police and a huge crowd of people surround the place, a bit like Dog Day Afternoon, except Sally is Al Pacino and the gay people are fatso's instead.

Note: If you haven't seen Dog Day Afternoon, ignore meh.
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Dog Day Afternoon rules :)

How about someone realises the error of their ways, purchases a nuclear sponge cake and kills them all with radioactive cherry pie?
 

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