Creative? Certainly.

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old.Tohtori

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A before B.

Then C.

Right after comes D.

See?

Simple is E.

F is nothing but the joy of G!

How funny it can be.

H, I, J, K, L, M, N...o...finally P!

Q? No...R and S arn't good either, but ah.. then comes T.

U, V...good light, not good here. W is all out, X can't cope and all ends well with Z.

*nods*
 
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Ekydus

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American phonetics suck...

"Zed" not "Zee"...
 
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old.Dillinja

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PAVEMENT! SIDEWALK? Wtf were they thinking?

Stop now, this just makes me mad.
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by Ekydus
American phonetics suck...

"Zed" not "Zee"...

English nitpicking sucks.

It doesn't matter. :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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It's our language, they can atleast write and talk it the way we do, instead of changing it slightly so that they can call it 'American English'. The yanks seem to love to rewrite our history for us too using hollywood. :\
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
It's our language, they can atleast write and talk it the way we do, instead of changing it slightly so that they can call it 'American English'. The yanks seem to love to rewrite our history for us too using hollywood. :\

What do you expect? Send in people from spane, denmark, england, whatnot, greece and mix 'em together and you're bound to get a slightly different dialect.

Who cares really, their over there, we're over here and that's as wonderful as carrots being orange.
 
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old.Dillinja

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I just wish that they'd keep themselves to themselves. From what I've seen, heard and read they are very arrogant and seem to think for some reason that Europe 'needs' them to look out for us, they seem to forget their roots sometimes.
 
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old.Tohtori

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I just wish that they'd keep themselves to themselves. From what I've seen, heard and read they are very arrogant and seem to think for some reason that Europe 'needs' them to look out for us, they seem to forget their roots sometimes.

Sometimes?

Haven't you heard?

Kristopher Kolumbus was american.

So was the "founding fathers" of the US.

Hell...even Arthur of Camelot is american :p
 
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Ekydus

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They did an experiment a while ago. They showed random Americans a picture of the globe on a 2D area.

They were then asked to point at England.

Out of about 100 Americans, only about 2 of them knew where England actually was.
 
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si1verwolf

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The yank Kevin Costner as Robin Hood <laughs>
The aussie Mel Gibson as William Wallace <giggle>

And the bad guys are always British actors...

Aluminium!! AL-YOU-MIN-EE-UM ... not AL-LOO-ME-UM

And pants aren't trousers!!!

However, never got the Lieutenant / Left-tenant thing... (obviously both spelt Lieutenant)... anyone got any ideas on that one??
 
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ChillyDawg

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english language is screwed up, but we love it anyway.
like a deformed child - kinda, more like a deformed parent in actualy fact..
 
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Munkey-

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Aluminum - Spelt and said as such in america because the dumbass painter spelt it wrong on the side of some Aluminium trading building in America and couldnt be bothered to change it.

And now you know!
 

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