Could it be...?

Wij

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Never - Duke Nukem was always due to return AFTER Jesus I thought, not before :(
 

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their last trailer for DNF was from 2001. 2001! when dinosaurs ruled the earth, and Jupitus was only 4073 years old!
 

Ch3tan

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It's a shame we will never know how ancient he truly is, after all they only started recording his age when records began.
 

Trem

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Jup used to shot at throddy and tell him to play round his own area, throddy used to scrump apples out of Jups garden.....
 

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When the queen or king reach 100 years old they get a telegram from Jupitus. Fact.
 

Tom

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Half Life 2 badly missed being able to offer money to strippers.

*looks forward*
 

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Haha, looks interesting. But I don't think the engine looks that dated.
 

Kryten

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Tbh I sat and watched the trailer, fair enough I thought. A little bit Quake 3, graphically.

Then it hit me like a stone brick.

Remember the opening sequence from Quake 3? Sarge, the cigar, generally being hard.

It's him! The aliasing shit has borged to another team and is posing as duke nukem! ;)

Proof :

krytenofsmeg


krytenofsmeg
 

Frizz

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Remember the opening sequence from Quake 3? Sarge, the cigar, generally being hard.

It's him! The aliasing shit has borged to another team and is posing as duke nukem! ;)

Hopefully teaser #2 will put your fears at rest!
 

Gumbo

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Never - Duke Nukem was always due to return AFTER Jesus I thought, not before :(

Well, my firstborn child is due around Christmas time, and as I think you'll agree, I am the Lord God Almighty, so it could all be coming together.

Actually, she's due around the end of January, but then the joke wouldn't really work, would it?
 

Jupitus

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Scary stuff inside:

Maybe I am Duke Nukem !
 

TdC

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only after a bean based dinner, Jup ;)
 

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