Coolest t-shirt competition..

[Zede]

OK, promise to sort out a cam and up load then on to here, but for now my 3 entries are, well that is they read .......

"Chewie is my co-pilot " ( written in starwars typeface)

& recently purchased from the USA, a black t shirt with chuck norris on saying :

"I DONT STEP ON TOES, I STEP ON NECKS"

& another in a nice beige

"I DONT NEED A WEAPON. I AM A WEAPON"

I feel like I can take on the world when Im wearing chuck only need a decent Hoff t-shirt to complete the set now ! mr t, hoff & chuck. my 80s heros yes im in my mid 30s...

 

[Thorwyn]

ok, my three entries...

1. "Elves got silly ears"

2. "Another visitor! Stay a while. Stay.. FOREVER" ... and one of those robots below the text. (I guess not many people will remember where this is from, but that´s ok. )

2. "NPC"

 

[confused]

Incase you can't read, "I don't have a girlfriend, but i have 50gbs of porn"

 

[Ashala]

old but good is : If you see da police - Warn'a'brother

also with a picture of two dolphins with the letters saying : Dolphins are gay sharks

or a picture of a tank with the letters : Lighten up hippies, tanks are cool!

 

[soze]

not mine but my bosses

If you don't belive in Oral close your mouth
The word of the day is legs, Spread the word

I will find out some more off him later

 

[Skrealos]

A t-shirt with the sillouette of a man holding a child by the hand and the text: DANGER! Michael Jackson crossing... Catches everyone's attention

 

[Deepfried]

best ive seen is
a dog is for life not just friday night
deep

 

[haarewin]

this one and this one are brilliant.

 

[Garok]

Couple of of ones here.. though I now can't find the link to the one that said in small righting 1f y0I_I c4I\I r43I> 7h12 y0I_I I\I33I> 70 g37 0I_I7 I\/I0r3


http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=638

"Guns don't Kill people Magic Missiles do"

http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=283

"Jesus Saves" ... "And only takes half Damage"

http://www.jinx.com/scripts/details.asp?affid=-1&productID=527

"I cast a level 10 Rock your world"

 

[Ashala]

this one and this one are brilliant.

i dont get it

 

[Bahumat]

OK, promise to sort out a cam and up load then on to here, but for now my 3 entries are, well that is they read .......

"Chewie is my co-pilot " ( written in starwars typeface)

& recently purchased from the USA, a black t shirt with chuck norris on saying :

"I DONT STEP ON TOES, I STEP ON NECKS"

& another in a nice beige

"I DONT NEED A WEAPON. I AM A WEAPON"

I feel like I can take on the world when Im wearing chuck only need a decent Hoff t-shirt to complete the set now ! mr t, hoff & chuck. my 80s heros yes im in my mid 30s...

I have a blue tom seleck t-shirt where he stands by his ferrari, also a green hoff knight rider t-shirt.

They were in Debenhams lol

 

[Serbitar]

i used to have one...

WARNING: Trainee Gynaecologist. No Experience But I'll Take A Look

 

[old.Tohtori]

Classic:

Front: Jesus is coming. Back: Jesus is going.

My own twists:

Religious:

Front: I found jesus. Back: But forgot where the sob is.

Rather..odd:

Front: Text Back: Wee! More text!

Spooky:

My other driver is a homicidal maniac.

Geeky:

Want to combine my 1 with your 0 and make beautiful code?

More when i'm ...up for it.

 

[Hansmoleman]

i recently got this

in a small badge at the bottom left
general john says

and in big multi coloured outline of the letters

BOXF
RESH
DEAD
GOOD



i didnt llike it at first but it has grown on me

 

[Thorondorito]

I love my red 'starfucks quality' t-shirt tbh

 

[Chronictank]

"I DONT NEED A WEAPON. I AM A WEAPON"

You REALLY dont want to wear that in london

 

[Outlander]

 

[elisera]

I bought one of those for my bf last Xmas One of his fav t-shirts

 

[eggy]

www.tshirthell.com - JAM PACKED with fooking hilarious ones.

SPOILER HERE - THIS IS IN PRETTY BAD TASTE!!
(no porn or racism ofc, but if you are easily offended don't click...semi safe for work)

Spoiler

 

[Svartmetall]

 

[Cozak]

Somethingawful.com had a photoshop thread a while back it was T-Shirts you would definitely NOT wear.. was some hilarious entries.. here is my pick of the bunch
spoilered for content ^^

Spoiler

Don't post racist images

 

[Cozak]

Spoiler

Don't post racist images

edit ok wtf i dont know how to use spoilers anymore

 

[elisera]

Spoiler

Don't post racist images

edit ok wtf i dont know how to use spoilers anymore

Don't put a / infront of the first

 

[Cozak]

Don't put a / infront of the first

Spoiler

thanks

 

[Zede]

ok, my three entries...

1. "Elves got silly ears"

2. "Another visitor! Stay a while. Stay.. FOREVER" ... and one of those robots below the text. (I guess not many people will remember where this is from, but that´s ok. )

2. "NPC"

Impossible Mission ! class !

peeps cannot imagine how wonderful it was the to see the little bloke in this game running so smoothly, epyx ftw

 

[Darzil]

I think my favourite was one I saw with a back print of "And God said", followed by the basic equations for electromagnetics, "and there was light"

Darzil

 

[Thorondorito]

http://www.t-shirts.com/printed/default.asp?sid=218702700350&cmd=enlarge&type=I&item_id=7651

http://www.t-shirts.com/printed/default.asp?sid=218702700350&cmd=enlarge&type=I&item_id=7664

lol @ this one
http://www.t-shirts.com/printed/default.asp?sid=218702700350&cmd=enlarge&type=E&item_id=27808

 

[CorNokZ]

The best ever is still: An asian girl looking down into a bowl filled with rice, with a gun to her head and the text "Eat more rice bitch"

 

[pikeh]

got some cool ones,

http://www.threadless.com/product/256/Dark_Side_of_the_Garden

http://www.threadless.com/product/282/The_Morning_After

http://www.threadless.com/product/157/Afternoon_Delight

http://www.threadless.com/product/475/Unicorns_Eat_Children

http://www.threadless.com/product/298/Ice_Cream_Mann
funnily enough, when i wear that last one out, people are disgusted! its only chuffing ice cream

only thing is they come from america so the price of p&p is the same price as one of the shirts!

 

[Lamp]