Contacts help plz quick!

[danger]

How do I get my contacts out? Someone said I should take them out..... something isn't working..... they're not coming otu HELP this could end my career damit!

 

[amobea]

use a fork to pry them out???

FFS they're your contacts if you don't know how to take out your own contacts they can fekkin stay there...

Is that sufficent for the attenton you so desperately seem to be seeking?

 

[danger]

probably so! I'd ask your lawyer that!

 

[Clowneh!]

i like cheese

 

[amobea]

mmm i'm a bit of a fan of jarlsberg or however teh fek you spell it

 

[danger]

Eh? wha? who? where?

 

[danger]

Originally posted by ^Danger
Eh? wha? who? where?

you mean carlsberg?

 

[amobea]

no i mean the cheese jarlsberg or however the fek you spell it

and i've never had carlsberg
but i asume it'd be watery weak as piss beer
i'll stick to australian/german/belgian beer

 

[danger]

Originally posted by amobea
no i mean the cheese jarlsberg or however the fek you spell it

and i've never had carlsber
but i asume it'd be watery weak as piss beer
i'll stick to australian/german/belgian beer

You're right it does sux! stupid danish!

I like Urquell personally, but err anything is good... groslch is what i'cve had alot of tongith to be honest! Which normally tastes like piss but hey.... after some single malt it's all good no?

 

[amobea]

who's the bitch in your icon ?

 

[danger]

Eliza Dushku? aka faith?

Who's yours? It looks remarkably like Kyle Cook from Matchbox Twenty!

 

[amobea]

it's me

 

[danger]

Nuff said... OK i know my shit sorta... If I say you're Kyle Cook your're Kyles cook capeche?

 

[amobea]

you mean capiche

and no

 

[danger]

I've got something up my sleeve... I know you will cover me... inside out and inbetween I know you will cover me... I've got brouses on my knees I know you will cover me, inside out and inbetween and I know you will cover me.... we ran away and make haste we got laaaiid we goot laiiiid.... Turn it up I've had enoug hsooo medicate medicccaaaaaaaattttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[amobea]

Danger = Retard

 

[danger]

Very true.... The sad part is I'm actually sobering up now and my older posts look fairly errr.... errm well nuff said!

 

[Krazeh]

contacts come out?

 

[caLLous]

This is the perfect thread for the (probable re)posting of the Random Crap FAQ. Refresh to get more HILARIOUS(!!1) Q&A.

 

[amobea]

Originally posted by amobea
Danger = Retard

 

[danger]

Shucks!

 

[dysfunction]

A small drop of Hydrocloric Acid would remove the contacts....

But I would ask your parents first before attempting this at home...

 

[danger]

Grrr dysf what happened to Calvin FFS?

 

[Mellow-]

Biscuits.

 

[Summo]

Contacts are teste buggers. I find coaxing them out with a small square of ham or uncooked bacon can get the job done. Failing that, try prising them out with a thin, flexible implement such as a credit card or plastic speculum (not metal).