Condoms

[old.[SCW]Nessie]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms - and keeping the same tag line............

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth , not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load..
Abbey national condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever ready condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - " for a longer ride go wide "
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Ondigital condoms - plug and play !!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!

 

[TarX]

hmmmmm

Hey Man u ppl ok ?
Topic on Sex then Comdoms errrrrrrrm
/me walks off slowly

 

[vuz]

/me runs at some speed past TarX

 

[old.[SCW]Moon]

Nessie I told you drugs at work are bad

 

[old.IoNs]

the mentality of people these days

lol nice one mate

 

[old.[SCW]Nessie]

Sssssh. Don't tell people about my bad habits.

 

[old.[IM]insomnia]

ROFL ur a uber m0ng m8...
but funny

 

[old.Squally]

heh
nice one nessie, j00 is a mad un m8