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a little ot but what the hell thought you'd like it...
as you all may know manchester is hosting the games,in the past manchester athletes have not been particulaly successful so this year the events have been altered to redress the balance.
100 metres sprint
competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven(one in each arm)on the sound of the starting pistol a police dog will be released 25 metres behind the athletes.
110 metres hurdles.
as above but with the added obstacles of car bonnets,hedges,fences,walls etc.
hammer.
competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use,claw sledge etc,the winner being the one who causes most damage in three attempts.
fencing
entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in five minutes.
boxing
entry to this event is strictly husband and wife teams,the event will take place on a friday night,the husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home.the bout will then commence.
modern pentathlon
amended to include mugging,breaking and entering,flashing joy riding and arson.
late news on the games,apparently neighbours liverpool were set to put in a bid for the games but with the pentathlon ammended to include,killing a spouse,digging a hole,burying the body,laying a patio and the strangley named" calm down" contest.
as you all may know manchester is hosting the games,in the past manchester athletes have not been particulaly successful so this year the events have been altered to redress the balance.
100 metres sprint
competitors will have to hold a video recorder and microwave oven(one in each arm)on the sound of the starting pistol a police dog will be released 25 metres behind the athletes.
110 metres hurdles.
as above but with the added obstacles of car bonnets,hedges,fences,walls etc.
hammer.
competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to use,claw sledge etc,the winner being the one who causes most damage in three attempts.
fencing
entrants will be asked to dispose of as many stolen goods as possible in five minutes.
boxing
entry to this event is strictly husband and wife teams,the event will take place on a friday night,the husband will be given 15 pints of lager while the wife will be told not to make him any tea when he gets home.the bout will then commence.
modern pentathlon
amended to include mugging,breaking and entering,flashing joy riding and arson.
late news on the games,apparently neighbours liverpool were set to put in a bid for the games but with the pentathlon ammended to include,killing a spouse,digging a hole,burying the body,laying a patio and the strangley named" calm down" contest.
