Coffee gives people psychic power

[Ormorof]

BBC NEWS | Health | 'Visions link' to coffee intake

well not quite, but interesting none the less...


<starts drinking coffee so he can audition to be "the real" ghost whisperer>

 

[Overdriven]

A day? Hmm.. I'll match that, since about 1am I've had.. 4 or 5. Granted, at about 6am I did think the XP start bar was a MSN Conversation.

 

[TdC]

pfft I drink loads of coffee and the voices in my head just keep going on about watching more pr0n

 

[Ormorof]

pfft I drink loads of coffee and the voices in my head just keep going on about watching more pr0n

thats not the voice in your head, its the one from your mouth

TdC the pron zombie: "Forget brains.... pooooooooooooooooooooorn, booooooooobs, boooooooootie, POOOOOOOOOOOOORN"

 

[pikeh]

I'm not posting in this thread at the time stated in the top left, but 7 hours before, whilst drinking my morning coffee.

 

[old.Tohtori]

pfft I drink loads of coffee and the voices in my head just keep going on about watching more pr0n

So my powers are working! Excellent!

 

[Overdriven]

TdC, animal porn doesn't count imo =<

Late edit:

I notice how they mention students, I wonder how many (I'm one, but I've been doing coffee for a while..) aren't actually use to the effects of it. I mean, I use it to keep me awake when tired and that's about it (That still takes 2 of them to do) but... Imagine if you're not a "actual coffee drinker" and you go out and do 7.

 

[TdC]

thats not the voice in your head, its the one from your mouth

TdC the pron zombie: "Forget brains.... pooooooooooooooooooooorn, booooooooobs, boooooooootie, POOOOOOOOOOOOORN"

lies! it's teh voices! they make me do it!

So my powers are working! Excellent!

*concentrates on g04+ p00*

Imagine if you're not a "actual coffee drinker" and you go out and do 7.

lols that would be awesome. almost worth quitting coffee just to experience it again

 

[Overdriven]

lols that would be awesome. almost worth quitting coffee just to experience it again

I've got a friend on campus who has never had a coffee/energy drink in his life I want to give him several espressos and see what happens. But aye, I miss the first ever "woaaah, wayyy to much coffee" feeling. :d

 

[TdC]

lols get your friend talking and film the whole thing. he'll go into hyperspace haha

 

[Ezteq]

its true actually coffee does make me psychic, i know as soon as I've drunk a cup that i will need to go for a poo some time very soon.

coffee: natures psychic laxitive!

 

[Olgaline]

that whole artical is a big pile of none-news

we derive that maybe nothing is definate conclusive, but tendancies show that maybe we might have a slim link, if we can narrow done the defining factors into a conclusion from wich to base a thesis.!

 

[Aoami]

i used to drink so much caffiene that i became allergic to it and i never had visions

 

[Edmond]

i used to drink about 12 cups of tea a day, so i decided i would have decaffinated, come 11.00am i was either shaking or asleep

 

[CorNokZ]

ffs, if you wanna hear voices and see crazy shit, just do some real drugs.. I'm not saying you should, but come on?

"I've had two cups of coffee and my chair is now on fire! I mean wtf!?"

 

[Olgaline]

In the end, you'll always regret truelly good coffee .... ...

 

[TdC]

ffs, if you wanna hear voices and see crazy shit, just do some real drugs.. I'm not saying you should, but come on?

"I've had two cups of coffee and my chair is now on fire! I mean wtf!?"

coffee is cheaper than crack, dude. allegedly

 

[old.Tohtori]

coffee is cheaper than crack, dude. allegedly

I wouldn't be suprised if this was wrong info

 

[Olgaline]

coffee is cheaper than crack, dude. allegedly

look up this.
ok maybe not quite as expensive, but dammit it's up there ?

Cà Phê Chòn.

My Lil’ Saigon Ca Phe Chon (Weasel Poo Coffee)

Spoiler

roughly £1000 pr Kg.