ClubbingTastic

[Lamp]

Keira Knightley is lovely.

She's a lady. Feminine, graceful, eloquent, demure, almost elfin. There's an elegance about her that's extremely attractive.

Women like Jade, Jordan, Jodie Marsh, etc couldn't be a lady if they tried. Foul mouthed, two-dimensional, narcicistic, self-effacting, predictable, materialistic, unintelligent, ignorant, and much too highly opinionated. They are appalling roll-models. I seriously have no time for women like that.

 

[Gamah]

I'd give keria one, hard too.

 

[Tilda]

I agree

Also, if you look at what I presume is the Club STHM website here: http://www.linoclub.com/
There are far fewer blueeye/blond beauties that the OT portrays. I've seen my fair share of stunners in UK clubs, I think its just a case of Grass is greener.

 

[Gamah]

Oh yeah some British girls in clubs deserve a good fucking shafting right there and then.

Picture is not supposed to be some accurate portrayal, they have taken pictures in a nice club and combined it with pictures of some fucking shit hole. If they combined pictures of the swedish club and stringfellows for example things would be a lot different.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Keira Knightley is lovely.

She's a lady. Feminine, graceful, eloquent, demure, almost elfin. There's an elegance about her that's extremely attractive.

Women like Jade, Jordan, Jodie Marsh, etc couldn't be a lady if they tried. Foul mouthed, two-dimensional, narcicistic, self-effacting, predictable, materialistic, unintelligent, ignorant, and much too highly opinionated. They are appalling roll-models. I seriously have no time for women like that.

Fully agree, except for one thing....
That two-dimensional part... Keira Knightly is the one without the boobs though

 

[Lamp]

If KK begged you to come to bed with her would you refuse on the grounds that she's been nerfed in the puppy department ?

Thought not

 

[tris-]

another thing i dont like about chavs - the way they dance.
i cant put into words how incredibly shit it looks. but somehow, the girls love it.

myself, i refuse to dance shit on purpose to pull a whore.

 

[Lamp]

another thing i dont like about chavs - the way they dance.
i cant put into words how incredibly shit it looks. but somehow, the girls love it.

myself, i refuse to dance shit on purpose to pull a whore.

Agree

At my local club there's a bunch of unimaginably vulgar, unattractive 'women' (and I use that term in its loosest possible meaning). One of them thinks she's really attracive (she obviously isn't bothered by the flies round her) and dances in a manner which is guaranteed to (a) make you lose your boner, (b) make your laugh (c) make you turn away.

Both hands on her knees. Legs and feed splayed more than shoulder width apart. Bends knees and moves them together inwards an out.

 

[tris-]

what the fuck, thats a move ive never witnessed in this part of the country.

the moves i do witness though, im not sure i can really put into words. when i see it i have to stand in awe. you just dont witness shitness of that level in everyday life. once you get a glimpse you cant help but stare and think what the in the holy fucking shit is this.

 

[Lamp]

what the fuck, thats a move ive never witnessed in this part of the country.

the moves i do witness though, im not sure i can really put into words. when i see it i have to stand in awe. you just dont witness shitness of that level in everyday life. once you get a glimpse you cant help but stare and think what the in the holy fucking shit is this.

LOL irl. I know exactly what you mean. My local club is strange. One way of putting it is that its "diverse". Another way is that its like Village of the Damned. LOL

 

[tris-]

rofl.

 

[Ezteq]

if you like keira knightly watch "Domino" she kicks major butt in that movie (soo cool)

also the teeth thing, anyone recall that episode of the simpsons where lisa gets braces and the dentist shows her "The big book of british smiles" rofl everytime i see someone with manky teeth i always think of that.

 

[Morchaoron]

yep, those chavs got clubbed real good.....

 

[Eeben]

Both hands on her knees. Legs and feed splayed more than shoulder width apart. Bends knees and moves them together inwards an out.

someone stole my moves!!!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Both hands on her knees. Legs and feed splayed more than shoulder width apart. Bends knees and moves them together inwards an out.

Basicly what the black would call "dropping it like it's hot"(ish) move? Hot when done by black females, not when it's done by the white "dancing" community

 

[Lamp]

Basicly what the black would call "dropping it like it's hot"(ish) move? Hot when done by black females, not when it's done by the white "dancing" community

Yep.

 

[Yshynsin]

all the girls where i live are chavvettes, kinda sucks rly, cuz i can't stand rap music lol ;p