Clowns

Ame

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Does anyone else find clowns acutely scary? What with their big noses, and bright makeup. How can we feel secure letting them entertain our children!?

Also makes you wonder, what sick and psychotic person wakes up one day, and think.. why don't I become a clown? Maybe a paedo!?

Discuss.


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Ame said:
Does anyone else find clowns acutely scary? What with their big noses, and bright makeup. How can we feel secure letting them entertain our children!?

Also makes you wonder, what sick and psychotic person wakes up one day, and think.. why don't I become a clown? Maybe a paedo!?

Discuss.


- ihateclowns.com

Wimp :p
 

Blackjack

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Scary.. no not really. But don't even get me started on clowns. Scum of the earth. When i see clowns i just wanna come out swinging. Splitting wigs and pissing them in their stupid makeup face. I just hate clowns for some reason, no idea when it started.

Only 1 clown can be tolerated. Yucko the clown, now he is funny!
 
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Clowns aren't scary but also not funny. They're pretty crappy really :(
 

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

This film really freaked me out when I was younger :)

Never will forget it lol.

The clowns would capture humans, coccoon them in pink candy floss then use huge whirly straws to stab into them and suck out the blood.

Bizarre
 

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There's something sinister about yer average clown...can't put meh finger on it. I'm sure some of em must be paedos. Or look like they are. Bastards. I can understand why kids are scared of em. I find them pretty annoying actually.

For years I had a fantasy of wanting to punch a clown really hard on his red nose (I mean REALLY hard), but never went through with it in case the lion-tamer was a good mate of his !
 

old.Tohtori

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Lamp said:
There's something sinister about yer average clown...can't put meh finger on it.

Well you can,but the clown would probably smack you upside the head and/or slap a courtorder for your efforts :(
 

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yes, what the fuck is a guy doing in makeup, with a fake smile and a overly red nose? clowns are fucking stupid, and fucking scary, dont trust them. Never trust someone who cant pick a pair of pants that half fit him. clowns never used to scare me, till someone pointed out that its a fucking person underneath all that and im like "wtf is wrong with this world".

i hate clowns!
 

Ezteq

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kirennia you fucker!! lol thanks a bunch, could have at least made it a thumbnail not a wacking great big wooo in your face scare your arse in to submission picture!

The clowns would capture humans, coccoon them in pink candy floss then use huge whirly straws to stab into them and suck out the blood.

i blame this for my clown thing, i never saw the movie but they had the video for hire in my local corner shop and i read the back of the tape and thats exactly what it said on the back and it scared the living hell out of me.

also have a thing about ventriliquists dummys (they make me feel deeply sick), the child catcher off chitty chitty bang bang, flying monkeys from wizzard of oz and the blue meanies from yellow submarine.
 

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I have a completely irrational fear of two things - one is clowns - the other made up the second part of my most horrific nightmare, which i survived using only my wits and my skill - a ventriloquist dummy clown!!! :(

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 

old.Tohtori

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Rediknight said:
I have a completely irrational fear of two things - one is clowns - the other made up the second part of my most horrific nightmare, which i survived using only my wits and my skill - a ventriloquist dummy clown!!! :(

ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chill man, it's just a clown with a hand up it's ass.

I know i usually asterix my cuss thingies, but this line demanded it.
 

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