Cleric for hire!

[minstrel_kyra]

(Choppy is gonna kill me but oh well!)

Bet ya'll didn't know that Choppy was supposed to be in the slave auction. However because of many people running off to the frontiers and us having so many slaves, it just wasn't possible. So Choppy was very disappointed. He might seem shy, but underneath well... heh

So I am trying something new, mostly for fun and to help out those in Albion.

I am renting out Choppy to the highest bidder. I don't have his stats right now, (can post those later) but his smite is higher than the rest I believe. Doesn't mean his heals/rez is not good, he is actually an awesome all around cleric, nicely balanced.

So I will start the bidding at 200 g for 3 hrs. Highest bidder gets Choppy on the time/day that is acceptable to him and his "renter".
Also I would like to encourage just the women to bid on him.

If this goes well I will be renting out other clerics from my guild at later dates. (or ladies, make a request and I will see what I can do) Yet to come is the moody buffmaster Musashi and the poetic Zarthan.

Good luck ladies!!

 

[BimboBane]

Albion PET!

il bid 225 G for 3 hours with a alb pet

Is it possible to order a sideorder of a rezz/heal class that can "mend" the pet if it breaks?

what garantees is included?
Is it safe for other mids? (we realy dont want a pet killing our own)
How do i controll it ?
What is the kill ratio of the pet? preferbly messured in hibernians/second.
How many kilometers of hib persuit are included?



//BimboBane

 

[minstrel_kyra]

oh here's his stats:

Rej 23 enh 21 smite 44


and a direct quote," I can't believe you are pimping me out"



ROTFL

not pimping, loaning you out.

 

[Generic Poster]

Can I have him on patch day?

I'll pay to see him nerfed

 

[SilverHood]

i'll buy him for 3 hours

he just has to port to odins so I can gank him once every 10 mins

 

[cHodAX]

Pfft lousy clerics, if you want to rent a fine upstanding Albion you could rent a proper all rounder like my self

 

[bellious]

Opps wrong post!

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Oh don't worry Chodax, my dear friend, you are next on the block

And sorry, this offer is only good for Albions. HAHA too bad guys!

 

[robyne_hud]

I woud love to enslave Choppy for the 3 hours if only for his kissing ability (which so impressed me at the Ludlow Bazaar!).

Unfortunately, at the moment I can't even afford the starting price with last weekends' relic attempts by the blasted midguardians having drained my gold resources.

hmmmmm - I wonder if the guild would let me use the money given to us from the bazaar.................

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Psst Robyne... I'll loan ya some money if you want

Or even better, go get me some helms from df, I can make trinkets out them now, can make you lots of money in just a few hours.

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Sorry guys, but I changed my mind.

Choppy's no longer up for auction... can't very well loan out my fiance, can I?

But still on the block are

Lot#1 Musashi, Enh cleric
Lot#2 Zarthan, (not sure of his stats, will check)
Lot#3 Chodax, theurgist (will need to drag him back from hib excal, but I think I could convince him )