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old.Billy
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Where's your mind ... A quick test(answers at the bottom)
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means thesame as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t,
one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k,
and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is foundon the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of;
it's longer on some men than on others, and the pope doesn't use his?
ANSWERS
1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name
A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem,
you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh,
that would be thoroughly unprofessional.
In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis
he has ever seen in his life.
Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor.
Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet
and wipe the tears from his eyes."I'm so sorry," he says to the patient,
"I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says,
"It's swollen."
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means thesame as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is six inches long,
has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t,
one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k,
and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is foundon the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of;
it's longer on some men than on others, and the pope doesn't use his?
ANSWERS
1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name
A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem,
you see, only you've got to promise not to laugh".
The doctor replies,"Of course I won't laugh,
that would be thoroughly unprofessional.
In over twenty years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient".
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.
The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis
he has ever seen in his life.
Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor.
Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet
and wipe the tears from his eyes."I'm so sorry," he says to the patient,
"I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says,
"It's swollen."