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I still think he should nail her :D

The rest of yer's lighten up :) women may treat us like plap, but at least we're the ones wearing the trousers </yay-me>

Or they can wear skirts which make things nicer. </male-sleeze>
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by stazbumpa
Tremor, I am 26 years old and every single girl I have been out with has shit on me from a great height. And I mean EVERY one.

The last one was the worst.

Long story that hurts loads. Ignus will tell you if you ask nicely.
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Believe me m8 i know the feeling and yes it makes u bitter 4 a long time,my trick was to go in with the attitude that wot happens, happens, that way i wont be crushed, trust me m8 u gotta take the plunge, the next girl cud be THE girl, good luck m8.







Oh and never, NEVER listen 2 any of dollys advice:p
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by charliealpha


thanks man, i just been out and bought her a valentines pressy already!!

something strange is going on.. :D and I like it..
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u bastard, say my girl reads this, oh dear god im fucked,stupid romance pfffffff.Oh by the way nice 1.;)
 
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Oh, now im all concerned bout staz, we shud get him out on the town with us oldies, wot u say Throd?
 
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throdgrain

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lol oldies night out. scary.
i dont go out much any more like i used to when i was a full time naughty biker type :)
But this tends to mean that when i do,i go fucking mental :)

Sad really :rolleyes:
 
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Trem

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Hehehehe, wot like dancing naked on the tables and stuff?Pfffff
u bikers:p
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by throdgrain
Dont even go there :)
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Awww u gotta tell now,give 1 example of 1 of yr special nites out Throd,pleeeeease:D
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Heh, I see the dodgy stuff has left the CS forum and gone here...

/me oils himself in readiness for thoddy
 
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throdgrain

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hehe :)
One of the do's me and some of my mates go to is the Bulldog Bash in Stratford on avon.Its run by the Hells Angels so it helps to mind ur p's and q's lol but its a right fierce weekend.Loads of strippers and stuff and bands and things for your nose if you get me.
One year they had an act on at 3 in the morning.I forget their name but it involved doing unpleasent things to themselves as far as i ccould tell.
they had a dwarf on there who attacted 3 irons (you know,things for ironing clothes ;) ) via a bit of chain to his knob then swung it around in the air! it was bloody horrible.he then got some bird out of the audience to sit topless on a wheeled chair and pulled her accross the stage via the chain attached to .. yep you gueesed it :puke:
They also have a wet t-shirt competition that has no t-shirts,or clothes, at all ,with a £500 first prize. that is bloody great lol.
oo i could go on ,happy days :)
 
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throdgrain

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Ahem.I appeared to have sullied my family man image.
bollocks.
 
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Originally posted by stazbumpa
Tremor, I am 26 years old and every single girl I have been out with has shit on me from a great height. And I mean EVERY one.

The last one was the worst.

Long story that hurts loads. Ignus will tell you if you ask nicely.
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Is this the one that you left on her own while you went off to New York leaving her only with Final Fantasy VII and a joypad to play with??


(Ignus's sister?)
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by throdgrain
Ahem.I appeared to have sullied my family man image.
bollocks.
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That went out the window a long time ago m8:p Me m8 goes the bulldog bash, on his return it takes 2-3 weeks to get a sensible word out of him(he has scabs all round his nose 2??):eek6:
 
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Stazbumpa

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Originally posted by Ono


Is this the one that you left on her own while you went off to New York leaving her only with Final Fantasy VII and a joypad to play with??


(Ignus's sister?)
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Yup, but when I went to NYC she had already shagged a bloke behind me back, and then did the same guy again on Boxing Day, whilst me and her were allegedly trying to sort things out.

The crux of the problem was me buggering off for 7 weeks to DJ on the QE2. I never wanted to do it at heart, but figured it would help clear some debts (which it did) and then make my life and hers better when I got back. We'd been together for 3 1/2 years at that point, so I figured 7 weeks was no problem at all.
She, of course, decided otherwise and now my life is in the proverbial toilet.
The pisser is that I aint short of ladies asking me out (I got 3 telephone numbers in the space of 15 mins last Saturday night) but I'm just not interested in them coz of her.
 
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Stazbumpa

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Seriously, they're like fecking golf balls right now.
 
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Wij

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Like 2 tins of Fussel's Milk is the phrase you're searching for.

Empty em. In some birds hair ! :D
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by Wij
Like 2 tins of Fussel's Milk is the phrase you're searching for.

Empty em. In some birds hair ! :D
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Always classy Wij m8:p
 
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Wij

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I AER TEH LADIIEZ MAN !"!!£!

(I can recycle this all day :D)
 
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Wij

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I CUD LEDN j00 A FIEW INECHS. I HAEV LOTS0r !!!!"111
 
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