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[taB]

This game's gonna be about people dressed up in furry clothes swaffling people in their sleep isn't it

 

[Uara]

knowing TdC and Will then yes yes it will be!

 

[TdC]

shhh shhh trade secrets

 

[Fweddy]

The roles for this game are : Secret

Last night, your town mayor, Will, was brutally swaffled by elves. You know that there are Christmas Elves amongst you, but you have no idea who they are. There is only one way to kill an elf around here, a good old-fashioned lynching. However, this is a democracy, so its time to vote. Whoever has the most votes gets lynched. You may discuss this as much as you like.

Vote: TdC

 

[MYstIC G]

That would rely on Teedles having finished the smilies.

*fetches cattle prod*

 

[TdC]

rofl Fweddy


and Meg:

 

[MYstIC G]

what, you're letting swaffling get in the way of Christmas ffs!

 

[Ch3tan]

Santa is so getting cock slapped.

 

[Will]

Teedles has promised me he will do the smilies I need after the swaffling is done.

 

[TdC]

as my elephant has been declared a no-swaffle zone I'd best get cracking then

 

[Will]

Oh, for gods sake. Man up and swaffle that heffalump.

 

[TdC]

I'm having breakfast first

 

[Will]

Swaffle it during breakfast ffs.

 

[Ch3tan]

and no using a sausage as a substitute!

 

[TdC]

silence, exposer!!1 also it won't be a sausage

 

[Ch3tan]

or a sex toy.

 

[TdC]

the only sex toy in my house is me

 

[MYstIC G]

as my elephant has been declared a no-swaffle zone I'd best get cracking then

As long as it's not cracking one off that you are referring to, then yes.

 

[TdC]

deathsmilies have been drawn. hope you guys enjoy them

 

[Olgaline]

this is turning into a DNF

 

[TdC]

ooh how aweful

don't blame me for Will's failings

 

[Ch3tan]

but i will blame you for your failure to provide elephant swaffling!

 

[Will]

I will start this tonight.

Though my artist has forgotten (and I've forgotten to tell him) that we need smilies with flames for the burning.

 

[Will]

Sorry, tomorrow morning, I have to go out. I'm on late shifts, so expect this to start nice and early tomorrow.

 

[TdC]

burning of what?

 

[Uara]

burning of your elephant!!

 

[TdC]

oooo some would say I'd not be too put out about that

 

[TdC]

sorry guys I got called out to work tonight so there is no lynch smiley right now. try not to get killed eh

 

[taB]

I can't see us all agreeing to lynch Ch3t just yet, it would look like too much of a fix...

 

[Ch3tan]

I still remember my promise to you in cocknose's thread.

Grrr.