Chris Evans

[Embattle]

If todays stories are true http://www.megastar.co.uk/site/today/news/latest/index.html then chris evans is one sadests fucks ever. I mean he seems to fall head over heels every few weeks with a different girl/woman and then tries to buy them off or do something else which totally fails.

Chris, 34, has been chasing the pop babe for weeks. Pals of the pair believe that this time it really is love.

Sure I've heard this before about him and a woman, wasn't it Daryl Hannah.

 

[xenon2000]

yeah, well; hes always been a sad fucker

 

[Testin da Cable]

sorry Emb,

I have no idea who that evans bloke is anyhoo.

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable
sorry Emb,

I have no idea who that evans bloke is anyhoo.

He started on the Big breakfast, an early morning TV show. He then had a very popular show once called TFI Friday which was good but became worse and worse because they kept using the same material. He then bought a radio station and sold it, he got shit loads of money but if I had to sum him up in a few words it would be Rich Dick.

 

[Testin da Cable]

while on the subject tho,

I'll go as far as to admit that I too am smitten by the delectable Billie and would even buy her a beer if she'd ask for one.

However buying the luuverly teen a ferrari? Gawdz above! My romantic heart screams at that disgusting gesture. BAH. How awful can you get. Love [the real thing] can't be bought with expencive automobiles. Get real.

On a different tack tho, I freely admit that if some bird were to give ME a ferrari I, in the words of the immortal Ali G, most definatly would. And she wouldn't even have to look like Billie P either! [tho I have my limits ]



-tdc

 

[Testin da Cable]

LOL@Rich Dick



he's prolly all that

 

[Testin da Cable]

also how old is she anyway? that article says she's 19 and 18 almost in the same sentence

 

[Embattle]

Not sure tbh, either way he is nearly twice her age.

 

[bodhi]

Met him in St Andrews at the Dunhill Cup. Seemed a genuinely pleasant and freindly person.

 

[ReActor]

Sometimes I wonder about you and your opinions Bods

 

[Ono]

I dunno what peeps like about Billie.

I think she's a dog.

 

[old.Davehart]

yeah, he sucks.

 

[old.TUG]

I agree

Ming is her middle name
she mings like something that has been mamed
she must suck loads of cock
but she mings like a well used sock

think about the last line if u iz dumb like bodhi

 

[nothing]

some kids got filthy rich today.

they caught him by the drinking fountain.

While we're on the subject of bashing people up, how about making a bash em up where you have to wallop Evans. You could use the DIV games studio.

 

[Testin da Cable]

you're very agressive aren't you

 

[old.Nosser-]

Receipe for Bille.....

Take one teenage girl, remove any trace of talent, add eating disorder and mouth of a horse.

Grow until B cup.

 

[Mr B]

Never heard of either of them.

From the sounds of it, my life is richer for that fact.

B

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Chris who?

 

[old.TUG]

Re: Receipe for Bille.....

Originally posted by Nosser-
Take one teenage girl, remove any trace of talent, add eating disorder and mouth of a horse.

Grow until B cup.

So you have finally worked out how bra sizes work now u have a bird? Nuff respeckt

 

[Stazbumpa]

I dunno bout u lot but I'd shag her. The face may not be amazing but the bod is fit and she's famous (did I hear someone say "Sell the story to The Sun" ???)

 

[Testin da Cable]

yeah I'd shag her too.

at the risk of sounding lecherous, horrible and generally disgusting: we can have a partay over at TUG's house. He'll prolly want to watch but won't join in cos she's waay too old for him

 

[old.TUG]

Yeah man...

my min age for a bird = 15
my max age for a bird = 15

nuff said aiiiiiii!

 

[old.Quorthon]

Tug

all u need is £40m in the bank and then you would BE Chris Evans


Q

 

[Testin da Cable]

don't tempt him

 

[old.[GA] Shovel]

dont tempt him

prolyl safe, he is more on the side of reality than not.

 

[old.TUG]

I seen bout 100 schoolies earlier when me woz cruisin in da l33333t Nova SR wiv lé bangin' ch00nz on an' tin' aiiii

respehkt

But really, I'm moving onto legal birds now... next one will be 16 yrs old. Damn I hate 'growing up into a well respected adult'