cHodAX!! Where art thou!

[Old Nicodemus]

I've been quietly smacking Minstrels, Infs and even large smelly Firbolg tanks with my staff.. all very one sided of course, but practice makes perfect.

So Papa cHo! When are we going to get our staff boreathon going? Last one standing gets to crow about their prowess with the staff (Oooooer Missus!)

You can bring Little Ickle Jupi with ya too if you want, would give Jeeves (my pet) some fun

Then I could hunt down Jupi's lovely lady and.... errrrmmm.. give her my regards. Muhahahahahahahaa!

"Swing low sweet chariot, come to take this Albion home! Swing low sweet chariot, Oh boy is he going to moan!"



Nicodemus

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
I've been quietly smacking Minstrels, Infs and even large smelly Firbolg tanks with my staff.. all very one sided of course, but practice makes perfect.

So Papa cHo! When are we going to get our staff boreathon going? Last one standing gets to crow about their prowess with the staff (Oooooer Missus!)

You can bring Little Ickle Jupi with ya too if you want, would give Jeeves (my pet) some fun

Then I could hunt down Jupi's lovely lady and.... errrrmmm.. give her my regards. Muhahahahahahahaa!

"Swing low sweet chariot, come to take this Albion home! Swing low sweet chariot, Oh boy is he going to moan!"



Nicodemus

About attend a guild event now but I shall return later and make you pay foul spiritmaster!

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Ohhh can I come along too Chodax??? It would be my honor to accompany you, my dear friend, to help Nic meet his maker.





*goes and repairs her drum so her speed song will at its best for her friend Chodax*

 

[Akuma-San]

Oi, Chodax mate you wouldnt leave your favourite buffbot behind... would ya ?

P.S. I'll bring the beer for the picnic

 

[minstrel_kyra]

OHH YAHH!

MusaBuffs(tm) are the best!!

Musa and I promise to stay out of the way

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Buffbots!!!!

Ewul! Ewul Albies!!!!!

Bring the kitchen sink and the garbage too!

I shall still open a can of Midgardian whoopass on Lord cHodAX!

As a rather diminutive Albie has a preferance of saying...


MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Nicodemus


PS.. It'll feel like being in emain.. 3 or 4 v 1. I like those odds

 

[cHodAX]

Hehe Hadrains wall sounds good, not many lurkers round there. Lets discuss some rules.....

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
You can bring Little Ickle Jupi with ya too if you want, would give Jeeves (my pet) some fun

Then I could hunt down Jupi's lovely lady and.... errrrmmm.. give her my regards. Muhahahahahahahaa!

That won't be possible .... I have already turned Jeeves into a rather delicate pate, suitable for consumption with Carr's crackers and a decent bottle of Taylor's.... don't cry, I am saving it for connaisseurs only.

As for the rest, I shall slice you into little strips and plait you.

See you around.

Jup.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Hehe Hadrains wall sounds good, not many lurkers round there. Lets discuss some rules.....

Ok...

Here's an idea.

The Squire of Hadrian's Rules.

1: No outside interference.
2: Armour buffs only. (no pbt, damage adds,etc)
3: Pets to be set to passive (or to attack Ickle Jupi )
4: Epic armour? (or woud any armour be ok?)
5: No staves with charges (Procs are ok though)
6: To the death (winner gets all the Rp's )
7: Kicking, biting, pulling of hair, poking of eyes, cussing and throwing temper tantrums are fully expected and excepted.

How does that sound cHo?

That won't be possible .... I have already turned Jeeves into a rather delicate pate, suitable for consumption with Carr's crackers and a decent bottle of Taylor's.... don't cry, I am saving it for connaisseurs only.

Hmmmm... I hope that your connaisseurs aren't the violent type... It's hard to make a pate of a spirit! Not much substance to it I'm afraid.

As for the rest, I shall slice you into little strips and plait you.

Ahhhh! Do you charge by the hour? Or is that just your lovely Lady? These sort of services are well sought after in Midgard....

See you around.

Not if Jeeves sees you first Jupi You can run and you can hide but when Jeeves gets on the scent... Muhahahahahahaa!

If not I'll be chewing dirt and plotting my revenge!

Nicodemus

 

[cHodAX]

Sounds just groovy, pm me a time and place

 

[old.Questor]

you'll have to let me know the time Chodax ya slaggggggggg! hehee i would love to watch you kick some butt then we can all uke: as we wouldnt want to eat middy! or if you let Jup know he'll tell me time!




Questor Thews

 

[cHodAX]

Nah this is a private bonding session for me and Nicodemus where I will repeatedly bond my staff to his head until Middy brain goo is splattered all over Hadrians Wall.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Naaaah! By all means bring friends cHo! It will just mean you get to loose in front of your friends.... who will promptly gamk me for beating you!

Seriously though, I don't mind. It's all for a bit of fun and I don't mind playing in hostile territory... Just means I get to host the rematch!


I can see the promotional fliers now.....

Handbags in Hadrians!

Encounter in Emain

and of course the final cash cow...

Oddballs in Odins.

Roll up! Roll up! for the wimps fight of the century!

Plus we get other people to take screenshots for us too!

Nico

PS If you do want this to be a quiet rumble behind the bikesheds then that's fine too

 

[cHodAX]

Just hope my DoT proc doesn't go off or you is d00med

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Just hope my DoT proc doesn't go off or you is d00med

Even so I'll go out swinging!

(hmmmmm.... note to self. Speak to Guild SB's about putting poison on staff )

If you do get it off then I won't complain.. it's in the rules!

Nico