chili-eating world record

Marc

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ahahah ghost chilli. We have an indian woman at work who mentioned these and our IT manager was like "whatever, I could eat them, i can eat anything".
So she brought one in for him. He ate it whole. AT first he was like "see, nowt to it", then all of a sudden he went bright red with tears streaming down his eyes. He had to go to A&E because he couldnt get rid of the pain and they had to sedate him lol
 

Lamp

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even if you can eat them, they gotta come out the other end at some time...ouch
 

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I'd like to see her try this...

Blair's 16 Million Reserve - Blair's Death Sauces | Sweat 'N Spice Hot Sauce

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PURE CAPSAICIN!!!
(The chemical that gives peppers their heat)
 

Fuggz

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Sounds like any woman deciding to have a bout of Buttsecks might consider a plate or 2 of this stuff a day or 2 before engagement. That way she should be well free of any debri that might well clog up proceedings, providing ofcourse it won't leave her with a sore arse****.
 

BloodOmen

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As cozak said she's hardcore to the max, i'd like to see her smear shit in her eyes and gobble 51 turds tho, hows that for a guniess record.
 

fettoken

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As cozak said she's hardcore to the max, i'd like to see her smear shit in her eyes and gobble 51 turds tho, hows that for a guniess record.

Why would anyone want to have that as a guniess record? (you being the only exception)
 

BloodOmen

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Why would anyone want to have that as a guniess record? (you being the only exception)

i'm quite sure 60% of germany and 60% of japan would aswell :p + it'd make a great sport.


Stage 1 - drink as much alcohol possible in 10 minutes none stop.

Stage 2 - see how accurate you are by trying to kick an anorexic midget thats dancing.

Stage 3 - smear shit in your eyes, eat 51 piles of shit then try keep it down while you go on the fastest rollercoaster in the world.

Finsih - if you win you get catapulted into a group of chavs whilst on fire with a nail suit on.

that'd be fucking godly entertainment, it'd beat takashi's castle hands down.
 

Fafnir

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Sounds like any woman deciding to have a bout of Buttsecks might consider a plate or 2 of this stuff a day or 2 before engagement. That way she should be well free of any debri that might well clog up proceedings, providing ofcourse it won't leave her with a sore arse****.
You need to get laid, you sexually deprived bugger. :p
 

Fuggz

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Sounds like any woman deciding to have a bout of Buttsecks might consider a plate or 2 of this stuff a day or 2 before engagement. That way she should be well free of any debri that might well clog up proceedings, providing ofcourse it won't leave her with a sore arse****.

You need to get laid, you sexually deprived bugger. :p

I dunno. Brings back memories. I remember when missus used to have an overwhelming desire for a red hot curry. The hairs on the back of my neck used to rise in anticipation. Not for the curry - no - but what was to follow. She would tuck into her curry whilst I tucked into my steak. One suffering from machine gun type diarrhoea in the family was enough. In the morning she would head for the toilet and look out if she was thwarted in her endeavours! The carpet cleaner was a good one though and well up to the job in hand. Anyways I would listen to her straining - or lack off - with a sickly grin on my smug mug. The joys of listening to the rat tat tat of her emptying her explosive bowels. I knew that within the next 24 hours I would be reaching for the vaseline. I think she allowed it to help her to overcome her disgust of the previous 24 hrs. You can't beat c******* with the faint aroma of a chicken curry in the background. I can smell it now. Oh - such sweet memories...
 

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