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Testin da Cable

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well? I'm not very happy atm. I don't care what you do/post/draw/cross-dress, just do whatever you feel is right to cheer me the heck up. oh, and nothing about game, servers or corporate borg units, or I'll come round your place, rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.


please?
 
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leggy

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I feel the same..

Although I know it's complete lack of direction in my life and the fact that I haven't had sex since I split up with my gf 3 months ago :/

I've had a few offers but I don't want my nob to fall off. Which would have happened if i'd gone up the road with Dundee's best offering.

I'm at a crossroads imo.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I'll come round your place, rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.


please?
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I was thinking of something happy to say then I read this. Scared the shit out of me tbh.
 
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Summo

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Well, I've just starting seeing a girl called Lisa. She's hot. Real hot, yet cute at the same time. She has the tightest little bum I've ever bitten. And she's funny. And cool. She's way out of my league yet she seems really keen. Phones me and stuff. I like her a lot. Sex rocks too. I slept for two hours on Saturday night. Hot, sweaty sex. Man, I can't wait until this weekend.











All better?

If that doesn't work, go here
 
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old.Reverend Flatus

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
oh, and nothing about game, servers or corporate borg units, or I'll come round your place, rip your arms off and beat you to death with them.
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Ok, how's about...cheer up you miserable bugger?
 
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leggy

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Originally posted by Summo
Well, I've just starting seeing a girl called Lisa. She's hot. Real hot, yet cute at the same time. She has the tightest little bum I've ever bitten. And she's funny. And cool. She's way out of my league yet she seems really keen. Phones me and stuff. I like her a lot. Sex rocks too. I slept for two hours on Saturday night. Hot, sweaty sex. Man, I can't wait until this weekend.
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:(
 
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Summo

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Oh.

That was unexpected. :/

















I forgot to mention she's 23.
 
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(Shovel)

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Cheering up hey? Well, first of all, I'll repost this:
summo_mod.jpg


And then link to the entire wonderful thread here.

:D
 
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S-Gray

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aww half the pics from Summo's Car thread have been deleted :(
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Summo
Well, I've just starting seeing a girl called Lisa. She's hot. Real hot, yet cute at the same time. She has the tightest little bum I've ever bitten. And she's funny. And cool. She's way out of my league yet she seems really keen. Phones me and stuff. I like her a lot. Sex rocks too. I slept for two hours on Saturday night. Hot, sweaty sex. Man, I can't wait until this weekend.











All better?

If that doesn't work, go here
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Even Anne Robinson on Top Gear the other night said the MX5 is a womans car :p
 
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Wilier

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Good luck Bobin, hope it works for ya. :)

On a side note, we (Mrs Wil and I) went out for a meal with a good cycling buddy of mine and his new chick. They are both a LOT younger (10 years) than us, but the conversation, food and wine were all excellent, and my friends new GF was extremely attractive, very fit and OMG, that top should have been banned. Oh, she was 23 too (I knew there was a connection somewhere :rolleyes: )
 
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whipped

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Originally posted by Summo
Well, I've just starting seeing a girl called Lisa. She's hot. Real hot, yet cute at the same time. She has the tightest little bum I've ever bitten. And she's funny. And cool. She's way out of my league yet she seems really keen. Phones me and stuff. I like her a lot. Sex rocks too. I slept for two hours on Saturday night. Hot, sweaty sex. Man, I can't wait until this weekend.
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If this Lisa works in Luton then, Get your dirty hands off the girl I want ;)
 
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nath

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Originally posted by Summo
Hot, sweaty sex. Man, I can't wait until this weekend.
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Given that recently Teedee equated his dry patch to that of the sahara, I'd imagine that won't be cheering him up so much.
 
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Xtro

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I'll cheer you up.

Whilst giving a friend a lift last night a little fucker about 13 yrs old (complete with baseball cap and hooded top) threw something at my car. It missed but I swerved to the side and started to reverse as fast as I could. He saw me and started to leg it - he ran straight into a couple who had a kid in a pushchair.

He went flying over the pushchair and I couldn't see what happened to the kid in the chair exactly (hope they're ok) but the guy who must have been the dad was a brick shithouse, grabbed the kid and smacked him several times.

I drove off laughing.
 
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nath

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omg sumo teh poler bare ataq!! LOK OUT BEHIND U!

(that rocks)
 
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Wij

Guest
Originally posted by Xtro
I'll cheer you up.

Whilst giving a friend a lift last night a little fucker about 13 yrs old (complete with baseball cap and hooded top) threw something at my car. It missed but I swerved to the side and started to reverse as fast as I could. He saw me and started to leg it - he ran straight into a couple who had a kid in a pushchair.

He went flying over the pushchair and I couldn't see what happened to the kid in the chair exactly (hope they're ok) but the guy who must have been the dad was a brick shithouse, grabbed the kid and smacked him several times.

I drove off laughing.
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:clap:
 
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rynnor

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Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...
the music fades into the song

...always look on the bright side of life!
whistle

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

whistle
Come on!

other start to join in
Always look on the bright side of life...
whistle

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of sh*t,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
whistle
Always look on the bright side of life
whistle

Sorry - not very original but it always makes me smile :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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hehe thanks for your efforts everyone :)

as to the dry patch, well, suffice to say I'm seated on a deck chair sunning myself at the l'hotel royale's swimming pool due to the fact that an oasis has been sighted.

as to wij getting his cock out, that's fine with me. just stay on the other side of the pool, behind the fence ok?

as to Summo's car, I believe that Anne's exact words were thus: "that's not even a hairdresser's car...that's a hairdresser's receptionist's car". pld by the way matey :)

as to my mood, well, it's still there. I'll have to tell her I suppose :/
 
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mank!

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Interviewer: Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of Britain's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond: That's not my name.
Interviewer: I'm sorry - Raymond Luxury Yach-t.
Raymond: No, no, no - it's spelt Raymond: Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.
Interviewer: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
Raymond: Ah, anti-semitism!
Interviewer: Not at all. It's not even a proper nose. (takes it off) It's polystyrene.
Raymond: Give me my nose back.
Interviewer: You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond: I want to be on the television.
Interviewer: Well you can't.

PLUS I'm unbanned. Monty Python and mank? What more could you possibly want teedee? *hug*
 
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~Lazarus~

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Freeeeeeeee mank! Version 2 awaits ;)


welcome back mankie!
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Testin da Cable

as to Summo's car, I believe that Anne's exact words were thus: "that's not even a hairdresser's car...that's a hairdresser's receptionist's car". pld by the way matey :)
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OMG dutch invasion...they can see our TVs ;)
 
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