Check this out - a way to suck the fun out of movies

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kungfoo

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http://www.capalert.com/capreports/#Media


A religious web page with reviews of movies analyzing what they see as the "evil" of movies. A deadly serious site and ridiculous if you ask me


The first thing said about South Park : The Movie is

"*South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut* (R) -- WARNING! This analysis is blunt. *South Park* is another movie straight from the smoking pits of Hell."


Check it out, the Austin Powers one is also ridiculous
 
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Moving Target

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Offense to God (O)(2):

17 uses of God's name in vain, once with the four letter expletive
"Oh, thank God" after inspecting self for explosion damage to genitalia
tattoos
insult of God - using His name in rhyme with "testicles" and other sexual words
mockery of Christ: "The power of Christ compels you" from *Exorcist*
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.
 
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old.legendario

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I'm not easily scared....

But sweet lord I am now! :D

oops...sorry did I just take the lords name in vain?...god I can hear the fire pits of hell burning.

What is even funnier is that they give a score for homosexual content...do they think the devil is a homo? ROFL.

*Discards entire DVD collection from fear of hell*
 
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kungfoo

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Very sad people.

Offense to God (O)(2):

"If prophecy is true, he's the only one..."


Apparently, a quote from Star Wars episode 2 regarding Anakin being the chosen one to bring balance to the force, is an offence to god.



How ridiculous???????
 
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scooby-doo

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just read the report on scooby doo scared the shit outta me im a cartoon character ffs.lol. anyway heres my scores lol.


offences to god...2
suggestions of intoxication.....LOL
crotch hit...........yeah baby dont mess with scoob.
voodoo practices and multiple demon possessions.......LOL
satanic rituals...
a single use of the four letter word... nah ill make it 2( FUCK )
flatulation and burping contest.


ah well i never thought it would beat exorcist,lol.
 
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puma-fs

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Excuse me, but what does THAT have to do with Half Life?
 
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puma-fs

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Yes. This is a 'Half-Life & HL mods' forum, not General Discussion.
 
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iamtheone

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well puma maybe kungfoo thought that with him being a fairly regular poster on this forum he may of believed that his post might bring a bit of light-hearted humour to the forum - but then twits like yourself try to ruin the fun. Would it of made you happy if he had put OT at the start of the topic?

Or if your so into half-life and its mods why did you even click the topic to find out what it was about, when it is clear that it is not about any sort of mod.

Plus most responses on the General forum are crap no matter what the topic.
 
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puma-fs

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Originally posted by iamtheone

Or if your so into half-life and its mods why did you even click the topic to find out what it was about, when it is clear that it is not about any sort of mod.
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I clicked it so that I can reply to it saying that it doesnt belong here.


Originally posted by iamtheone

Plus most responses on the General forum are crap no matter what the topic.
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Replies are crap only if the topic/main post is crap. Thats not an excuse. 99% of HL people visit the GD forum + hundrends more who play other games, so many more people will see it if its on GD. The whole point of having a separate HL forum is to discuss HL related issues only. GD is for random/fun/dull stuff like this thread.


I say: MOVE THIS THREAD TO GD!
 
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kungfoo

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Originally posted by iamtheone
well puma maybe kungfoo thought that with him being a fairly regular poster on this forum he may of believed that his post might bring a bit of light-hearted humour to the forum - but then twits like yourself try to ruin the fun. Would it of made you happy if he had put OT at the start of the topic?

Or if your so into half-life and its mods why did you even click the topic to find out what it was about, when it is clear that it is not about any sort of mod.

Plus most responses on the General forum are crap no matter what the topic.
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awwwww, cheers mate. I actually have this area bookmarked, it was a bit of an accident sticking it in here, but hey, i made a mistake, obviously something Puma has never done

Oh, moving target, I heard it the first time i played, but not when I went through it a second time
 
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1tchy trigger

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Deus Ex
Also in a hotel in the game you hear some different kind of action other than fighting
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Originally posted by Moving Target

I didn't hear this. Did anyone else?
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Yup - deffo some shagging going on in one of the locked hotlel rooms ... not that I hung about to listen in or anything ....
 
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Vipa-

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Originally posted by 1tchy trigger
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Deus Ex
Also in a hotel in the game you hear some different kind of action other than fighting
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Yup - deffo some shagging going on in one of the locked hotlel rooms ... not that I hung about to listen in or anything ....
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lol, yeh right ;)
 
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