Cheap laughs.

[Aoami]

I am at work and a minute ago i was pretending that a huge cucumber was my dick. It got me thinking; What other classic ways are there to get a cheap laugh?

 

[Scouse]

You're dick isn't as big as a huge cucumber? You poor thing

 

[kirennia]

I'm not entirely sure of any expensive ways to laugh

 

[Aoami]

That poor excuse for a joke was not a good example

 

[Raven]

You're dick isn't as big as a huge cucumber? You poor thing

GRAMMAR POLICE. THIS IS A BUST!

your*

 

[CorNokZ]

Farting under the covers when cuddling with the gf always makes me chuckle

 

[Scouse]

GRAMMAR POLICE. THIS IS A BUST!

your*

You spotted my deliberate mistake to enable your grammar police joke. Well done young padawan.

 

[kirennia]

That poor excuse for a joke was not a good example

Wasn't a joke Cheap laughs as in toilet humour etc?

 

[megadave]

lifting your leg up to fart, small details

 

[Tuthmes]

Picking your nose and attempting do dump the contents of it on your gf.

 

[Edmond]

After crying with laughter watching The Muppets on Sunday, all I need to do to make me smile is sing Ce Lo Green's 'forget you' but as a chicken

 

[Job]

Watched it by myself at the VUE in Southport.
Manical laugh Manical laugh

 

[Vasconcelos]

picking your nose with your index and slurping your middle

 

[Scouse]

Pulling an elephant.

Or even better, if you have a hole in your jeans pocket pulling your cock into it then, at the most innapropriate moment, holding your pocket open and groaning "awww, look at this"...


Basically, anything involving showing your willy to a girl

 

[old.Tohtori]

Dropping trou and shouting "Mini-Dumbo!"...no wait

 

[Lamp]

What other classic ways are there to get a cheap laugh?

buy a can of fake poo

hours of fun

 

[TdC]

responding to every single thing said to me with "...that's what your wife said last night" to anyone. until people threaten to kill me.

 

[Huntingtons]

responding to every single thing said to me with "...that's what your wife said last night" to anyone. until people threaten to kill me.

I do this too much. Either thats "what she said" or "Your mom". Never gets old in my book.

I can speak from first hand experience that most strangers do not laugh.

 

[Wij]

Suggestively saying: "That's what your mum said last night."

To your mum.