evzy
Can't get enough of FH
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- Jan 2, 2004
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1. What do you call a chav in a box?.................................
Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?.........................
Sorted.
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?...............
Safe.
4. What do you call a chav on fire?.......................
Blazin'
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?.....................................
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?..................
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?.............
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?......................
"What you lookin'at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phonebox?...........................
Paint go-faster stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?..............
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9GCSE's?.............................
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?.............................
Can I have a Big Mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?..........................
Will the defendant please stand?
15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?.................................
Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?.................
A Nova seats 5
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?.................................
Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?.................
One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?...............
A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?..........................
None,"That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21.Why did the chav take a shower?....................
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
22. Why did the Chav cross the road?..................
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college?.......................
The cleaner.
24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?..............
Society
Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?.........................
Sorted.
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?...............
Safe.
4. What do you call a chav on fire?.......................
Blazin'
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?.....................................
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?..................
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?.............
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?......................
"What you lookin'at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phonebox?...........................
Paint go-faster stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?..............
The police
12. What do you call a chav with 9GCSE's?.............................
A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job?.............................
Can I have a Big Mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit?..........................
Will the defendant please stand?
15. What do u call a knife in chav-ville?.................................
Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?.................
A Nova seats 5
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?.................................
Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?.................
One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?...............
A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?..........................
None,"That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
21.Why did the chav take a shower?....................
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash.
22. Why did the Chav cross the road?..................
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college?.......................
The cleaner.
24. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?..............
Society
