Chav clues

[Lester]

In my inbox today....

Looks like an ordinary story doesn't it - but can you spot the hidden Chav family ?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004370315,00.html


Tips ...

1 - "He drove home their other kids, Chelsea, 15, Sharney, 12, Shae, six, and Kaitlen, two." AGH!

2 - "Her partner Dave Zidane, 32" ... Zidane ?? Who's called "Zidane!??!" Doesn't he play with Steve Ronaldo, Keith Figo and Pete Carlos?

3 - "Kirsty stayed with Bradley and best pal Caroline Baigent, 34, and her daughter, Chanelle, 11." ... CHANELLE?!?!

4 - Kirsty (the mother who broke down) is 29, her youngest is 15 - which means she was 14 when she had the baby.

5 - Mr Zidane (her "partner"), was 17 when he got her pregnant... and she was probably 13.

6 - Nine months of preganancy. So Kirstys' mum would have been getting child benefit for her, while she'd be getting child benefit for Chelsea.
Bonus. Wow - it's like some kind of strange birthing estate pyramid scheme.

7 - They believe Essex is somewhere to go on "holiday".

 

[throdgrain]

A friend of mine has a daughter called Chantelle

 

[Bullitt]

the RAC were entirely in the right imo, leave em stranded til they starve!

 

[Cyfr]

Good spoting sherlock!

 

[Nightchill]

A friend of mine has a daughter called Chantelle

not quite the same as chanelle (no 't') though

 

[tris-]

i think we need more companies to do horrible things like this. in the end all chavs will be too scared to leave their house and we can claim back britain!

YOU SCRUFFY SCALLYWAGS!

 

[Cask]

“The experience left me so shaken that I am worried I may never get behind the wheel again"

Big deal.

 

[Tom]

Serves her right for buying an Astra, very unreliable cars.

 

[Whipped]

5 kids and only 29. Someone's after a bigger council house

 

[mank!]

Perhaps she's a strict catholic nympho.

 

[DaGaffer]

Didn't really need the article to play 'spot the chav'; the picture of her with ratboy in her arms was kind of a giveaway.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

It's Nadia!!

 

[Mazling]

I could sit laughing at chavscum.co.uk from the comfort of my own home for many an hour, and in fact have.

 

[sibanac]

In my inbox today....

Looks like an ordinary story doesn't it - but can you spot the hidden Chav family ?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004370315,00.html


5 - Mr Zidane (her "partner"), was 17 when he got her pregnant... and she was probably 13.

you actualy think all kids have the same father ?