Chased by a cow.

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Wilier

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So there I was, out training my arse off, trying to forget the woes of house ownership.

I rode one of my regular off-road routes, which passes through a field on a bridleway. Turns out that the field was now being occupied by a small herd of heffers, which TBH, didnt really bother me. Daisey is always placid and friendly, isnt she??

Not this hunk of beef m8, one of em saw me, chaced fuck out of me and nearly pulled down a gate when I closed it in her path.

Stupid animal.:eek:

So, todays Safety Moment is brought to you by Wilier, and Daisy the fucking psycho cow.

Dont share fields with the 'ol black'n'white.
 
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*Kornholio*

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lol - it probably thought you were a vet come to cull it or something...
 
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Daffeh

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or..... no thats thought is too horrible...even for here ;)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Wilier, why did you run away from meh me darling?
 
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Hashmonster

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god i've got DAoC on the brain i thought it was some related post :D

nice cow escape!
 
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mr.Blacky

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Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
I'd just shaved :p


ahhhh a smoothy :)

/wonders what D0LLySh33p had for the purity test :D
 
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Damini

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This may not surprise many people, but I got chased by a herd of cows once. On a hike. Everyone said "Don't run! Don't run!" Then all their bloody nerves broke and I look around and Im the only one staring at a stampede like a complete moron. Everyone else was running about like Linford Christie on fire in a petrol station. The cows were actually quite scary (mock away) and so Willier, you have my complete sympathy.
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by Hashmonster
god i've got DAoC on the brain i thought it was some related post :D

nice cow escape!

Explain, how is a cow even remotley related to DaOC???
 
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Daffeh

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Originally posted by Damini
This may not surprise many people, but I got chased by a herd of cows once. On a hike. Everyone said "Don't run! Don't run!" Then all their bloody nerves broke and I look around and Im the only one staring at a stampede like a complete moron. Everyone else was running about like Linford Christie on fire in a petrol station. The cows were actually quite scary (mock away) and so Willier, you have my complete sympathy.

Damini how ever do you get in such situations?
You should have a comedy tele show or something
 
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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by Wilier


Explain, how is a cow even remotley related to DaOC???

well....er.... there is chasing and er.... :(
 
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Wilier

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Originally posted by Damini
This may not surprise many people, but I got chased by a herd of cows once. On a hike.

At least I was on meh bike.;)

I may go back, it was very good interval training, got my heart rate up to 187, which for an old goat like me, is quite respectable.
 
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throdgrain

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my dog chased a cow once, the bloody great thing was running along making the ground shake i kid you not. But the dog who was only a year old then, didnt give a fuck she wanted that cow.
luckily the cow ran off to its m8's and i caught me dog. The stupid thing could have been squashed !

Oh and yes I was annoyed and no, she has never done it again!
 
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Wilier

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Is that cos you beat the bitch with a big stick???



Or cos you dont go near cow fields anymore??

:)
 
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Damini

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I dont know how I get in these situations. I just have appallingly bad luck, but luckily I also have a sense of humour, hence me not killing myself yet. You guys dont even know the half of it - the time I tried to pick up a Black Widow, the time the Sparrows tried to remove my eye, the rat that ate my eyelashes while I slept... My world is cruel and dark.
 
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throdgrain

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LOL damini :)
Willier no mate me dog is a german shepherd and so pretty intelligent, I did shout a lot , and she got the message.
Mind I do avoid cow feilds I must say.Tho she's very freindly to people even at 5 years old she still has a pathalogical hatred of anything furry or feathery :)
 
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Daffeh

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/me comforts Damini

there there, there there

...
 
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Testin da Cable

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a cow tried to eat me once :(
it was very scary :eek6:




it was! :eek:
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Originally posted by Mr.Blackshirt
just say uhmmmm I see a big BURGER :clap:

:eek6:

I wouldn't talk about thoddy like that... ;)
 
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caLLous

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Originally posted by Damini
Everyone else was running about like Linford Christie on fire in a petrol station.
LOL, I have no idea why I was laughing for about 5 minutes at that sentence, but it happens :D
 

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