Charvers.

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Most of you are british so you should know what a charver is. For those of you who aren't, this site explains. Thing is, they think it's aimed at them, and they don't realise that in fact it's taking the piss

Charvers Website

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh resolves now nm

 

[Fex]

LOL, the sad thing is that they have originated from my home town /me sobs

 

[-Ultimate]

LOL, nice mackem site that, suits em well

 

[Fex]

Gah! Who let the skunks in here

 

[Summo]

/me locks my car stereo away

 

[-Ultimate]

I'd just lock the whole car away m8

 

[Sar]

We have them in Belfast too.

Cept here they're called spides/steeks (males) or millies (females). Behave exactly the same though, sad fuckers.

Glad to say I never acted like that when I was younger.

 

[-Ultimate]

W00t, belfast eh, my sister lives there, was just over there at xmas.

 

[Sar]

Just as long as she isn't a millie she's ok by me

 

[-Ultimate]

Well she wasn't into tracksuits and big fringes last time i looked m8

 

[Sar]

Good.

One less on my list then....

/checks weapons stores...

 

[Daffeh]

so...whats all this about?

 

[Skyler]

my geordie mate always called them charvas

oh well

 

[Summo]

Popular cars for charvas include: old escorts, novas, old fiestas and more.

I knew it!

 

[old.Explosive23]

as if their balls have just been sucked by an elephant or the muff has just been seriously shagged by six of her mates

ROFLMAO!!! Wtf?! Lolololol.

 

[mankatron2001]

called townies here :]

 

[old.Kez]

townies here too (or garys / sharons, sometimes) ... everyone on IRC calls them townies too. I've never so much as heard the word charver.

 

[Summo]

Same here. Bloody northerners. *shake fist*

 

[Fex]

Bloody Southeners making names up for ppl that allready have a decent name /shakes fist back grrrrr

 

[echo]

Townies, Greebos, Kevs, Sharons (only in my town though i think, innit)

A'ight B'oh!
*Twat*
*Dead*

 

[GDW]

Reet Sar I remember ye now leek from WP and BY forums ya spide ye.

(Belfast speak for the uninitiated)

 

[Furr]

Townies, Shazzas, Kevs, inbreds, dannies, daves, shaz, gazzas,

 

[echo]

Or wankers maybe?

 

[Damini]

We call em Chav's down in Bognor. Or Darren's. Or Townies. Well, thats the polite terms. And Mandies or Tracies for the females of the species. Except in bognor they are the dominant species in the gene pool. Which is a terrible terrible thing. May Darwin come forth from his grave and smite them.

 

[PR.]

She has really nice eyes = I'd skull fuck her any day marra, A-N-Y D-A-Y ov the week.

ROFLMAO

 

[Kempo]

minks/bams in aberdeen never heard of charvas or any of the other ones mentioned in the thread

 

[mankatron2001]

greebo's? here they're the opposite to townies... people who listen to rock music (of sorts) and are generally ten times friendlier than townies... although i'm probably biased, cos i technically am a greebo

 

[Daffeh]

well im a gazeebo

i like nice in the summer in the garden

 

[mankatron2001]

my parents built a gazeebo and have spent three years trying to grow a clematis over it for shelter... hasn't worked yet :/

er, how irrelevent... let's talk about FLOWERS