Celebrity Deathmatch

Deathmatch: Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer - Who would win?

  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 26 45.6%
  • Jack Bauer

    Votes: 31 54.4%

  • Total voters
    57

SAS

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Picture the scene. A large arena pit filled with a large assortment of weaponary. In the pit we have:

Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris.

Who would win?
 

TdC

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the interwebnet says that Chuck will destroy the world!
 

Mey

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Chuck Norris Doesn't use weapons, hes Fists and Feet are weapons!

So with that logic, Jack would win after 24 hours of time had passed of course.
 

echo

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Does Chuck have Kim Bauer held hostage by Dennis Hopper?
 

Tom

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Chuck Norris doesn't kill people, he merely breaks bones.

Jack would blow him away.
 

Trem

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Jack has highlights but Chuck has a beard, of course Chuck would win.
 

throdgrain

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The beard thing is obviously a big bonus for Chuck, but Jack can die and come back to life, so at the end of the day he would surely prevail!
 

Mey

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throdgrain said:
The beard thing is obviously a big bonus for Chuck, but Jack can die and come back to life, so at the end of the day he would surely prevail!

It wasn't him who died, it was his twin brother!!
 

GDW

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Chuck Norris got a letter in the mail one day from his "biggest fan" asking for his autograph. This happened to be a woman. Chuck Norris went to her house, fucked her, and then he round house kicked her to the face. Surprisingly, as she died, she gave birth to Jack Bauer.
 

Chilly

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GDW said:
Chuck Norris got a letter in the mail one day from his "biggest fan" asking for his autograph. This happened to be a woman. Chuck Norris went to her house, fucked her, and then he round house kicked her to the face. Surprisingly, as she died, she gave birth to Jack Bauer.
well that was worth everyone's time.
 

tRoG

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Jack Bauer. Too many people jumped on the chucknorrisomgwtfroflcopter bandwagon, the fame got to his head, and he drank himself to death.
 

ECA

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Chuck Norris because eventually 24 is going to get cancelled, you cant cancel Chuck Norris!
 

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