Celebrity big brudder

[Ash!]

Cos its friday and it being the longest day of the week bar none. I have been thinking a bit about how utterly piss poor the state of reality shows are on TV. It really brought it home when one of the Girls in our office has been papping about her application for Big Brother 4 for the past 3 months. She would really do well on it blah de blah fukin blah. Then hours on end of utter bilge about celebrity big brother.

She maybe onto something here though. SO I was thinking of who would make it interesting enough to actully watch the damn thing anyway: So my 3 celebrities would be

Geoffrey Dahmer
Allister Crowley
Charles Manson

Get the party started.

Who would you have just to make it worth watching
:clap

 

[xane]

I think what is funny is when a former BB contestant later appears on Celebrity BB as a "celebrity", like in Oz

 

[Testin da Cable]

now that's a plot twist for you



Allister Crowley would be frightened of the average BB participant though, and so would old Charleh!

 

[leggy]

How are they celebrities?

So if I murdered all my work mates i would be a celeb? (as long as I blamed it on a higher being or my insatiable appetite)

Anyway my choice would be:

Angelina Jolie (any chance to see her naked tbh)
Edward Norton
That bald gay speccy bloke from ready steady cook

 

[mank!]

Ed Norton rules

I'd also like to see Morrissey in there, that'd be hilarious.

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Originally posted by blade07
So my 3 celebrities would be

Geoffrey Dahmer
Allister Crowley
Charles Manson

Get the party started.

You're going with the dead people make good tv angle?

 

[xane]

My list would be:

Matthew Kelly
Gary Glitter
Jonathan King
Pete Townsend
etc

... and a seven foot tall gorilla black-belt karate bloke who was abused as a child, who may take his favourite baseball bat with him.

 

[xane]

Re: Re: Celebrity big brudder

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass
You're going with the dead people make good tv angle?

It would actually be an improvement over previous series.

 

[Ash!]

Re: Re: Celebrity big brudder

Originally posted by Scooba Da Bass


You're going with the dead people make good tv angle?

Suppose I have gone for them 3 for there reputations. Never crossed my mind that they were dead. Still much more fun than some b list has been or c list wannabee

Better still you could have my three and 6 of other usual gimps off the street who claim to be sooooooooooooooo wacky zany and just plain mad. Shhhhhhhhhyeah right!!!. My Money is on AC to win hands down. nasty peice of home wrok if I ever seen one

 

[Durzel]

I actually reckon Kelly is innocent, but that's by the by.

I'm just waiting (hoping) for the day the tabloids have to retract their defammotory statements against him. Or, he could indeed turn out to be a proven kiddy fiddler. Who knows or even cares. Not me, that's for sure.

Angelina Jolie (any chance to see her naked tbh)

Amen to that.