Caution

[Rookiescot]

This is a precautionary post for everyone so that you are not the victim of the same unfortunate situation I now find myself.


Recently it was my eldest daughters 18 birthday. A cause for celebration and happiness you would think.

However .... among the many gifts she received was an item of pure evil and horror. Namely a set of heated hair straighteners.

After an evening of pruning and "beautification" I now have a wife who bears an uncanny resemblance to "Scarey Mary" from the Phones 4 You advert on telly.

Gents I warn you now ..... never allow a set of these implements of the devil to enter your house.

 

[Transvision]

now that made me giggle

 

[Aragyn]

now that made me giggle

made me google for Scarey Mary

 

[Conchabar]

u call that an unfortunate situation lol now thats funny

 

[Earl]

I have straighteners They roxx0r

 

[Tisme]

I got some too....oh wait...i see wot u mean

 

[Ezteq]

rofl thought you were going to saw someone gave her a monkey paw that grants wishes or something.............



but what you got was worse, man



much much worse!

 

[tris-]

i could show u a photo of my friend with straight hair and you would probably cum in your pants.

i think your just unlucky that they dont suit it

 

[Ezteq]

ever notice people with straight hair go out of their way to curl it they get perms and rollers etc and people with curley hair spend a fortune on torturous hair irons. when usually their natural hair looks really pretty.


go figure

 

[Job]

What hair are we talking about here?

 

[Aoln]

Not pubic hair, you dirty, dirty man!

 

[Delket]

/licks Aoln

 

[cHodAX]

/licks Aoln

/eats uncle delky

 

[leviathane]

Not pubic hair, you dirty, dirty man!

could always be european an have ze hairy arm pit thing going xD

 

[Morchaoron]

Not pubic hair, you dirty, dirty man!

ouch i remember that! it got stuck and was getting hotter and hotter and then..................



......a roommate yelled: "hey whats that smell?? told ya to dont fucking barbecue sausages inside the house"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Could have been worse to be totally honest in my opinion(gasp)

Could have been....

*distant sound*

*getting closer*

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Clicky!!!

 

[Comos]

made me google for Scarey Mary

lol me too

Could have been worse to be totally honest in my opinion(gasp)

Could have been....

*distant sound*

*getting closer*

........zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZRZRZZZZRZRZRZZRZZZZZZRRRZ ZZZRZRZRZRZR!!!!!

Clicky!!!

how does it work

 

[DocWolfe]

I know this girl whose hair naturally is an unfortunate mess of tumbleweed, but upon adorning the straighteners she looks alot less like a hobo.

 

[Ezteq]

Could have been worse to be totally honest in my opinion(gasp)

Could have been....

*distant sound*

*getting closer*

........zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZRZRZZZZRZRZRZZRZZZZZZRRRZZZZRZRZRZRZR!!!!!

Clicky!!!

lol sinus and neck pain my arse.........




erm

 

[Mikah75]

lol
ill never forget an incident with a girl at school...
she was straightening her hair, and was on the phone, held it in place doing her fringe, pulled them away, and a small circle layer of skin peeled off, and melted onto the plates she had to get one of them wall paper scraper things to get it off rofl

 

[Ezteq]

eeeeew rofl poor girl, thats minging.

*chuckle*

 

[Aoln]

/eats uncle delky

/stabs mr choddy woddy