Cat Sensitivity

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S-Gray

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Lately, when i rub my Cats back (Just near the Tail area) he scrunches up his Face, Licks his Lips etc and *Talks*, if you put your finger near his Face, he will lick your finger roughly.. and sometimes give a rough bite.

Does anyone elses Animal (Cats, Dogs etc) do this? My other Cat did it before she died but since she died if you only tap his back he goes all mental.
 
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Mellow-

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Unsurprisingly, the base of the cats tail is a nerve center, and if you tap it several times cats tend to start licking the air uncontrolably. Funny, but quite cruel as the cat loses control of it's body while you do it.
 
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caLLous

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Cutting their whiskers off would probably mess with their minds as well.
 
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*Kornholio*

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cellotape one side of their whiskers down & they walk around in circles :)
 
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doh_boy

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vaguely unrelated but hey :p

if you feed birds with lemonade(or any fizzy drink) they explode. Its one of my ambitions in life to see if it action, but I'm too much of a softie(read gutless) to do it. :rolleyes:
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by doh_boy
vaguely unrelated but hey :p

if you feed birds with lemonade(or any fizzy drink) they explode. Its one of my ambitions in life to see if it action, but I'm too much of a softie(read gutless) to do it. :rolleyes:

Also, putting baking soda on bread has the same effect (and is probably easier;) )
 
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Chalky's_Wife

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ROFL.
I hope you're ready for this chaps:
The base of a cat's tail is his errogeneous zone- Super_Gray your cat must love you lately!
Imagine how you like having the base of your spine stroked.........

Haha! Cat 1 Human 0

Chalky's dog however does amazingly stupid things if you have control of a laser light-
Scene:
Dog in garden- dark night- Chalky upstairs hanging out of landing window shining red dot up and down garden for hours on end 'walking' the dog.
Making the light dissappear under a table is also good for rofl. For days after anyone with a lighter can get the poor dog hunting for the little red dot!!!
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by Chalky's_Wife
ROFL.
I hope you're ready for this chaps:
The base of a cat's tail is his errogeneous zone- Super_Gray your cat must love you lately!
Imagine how you like having the base of your spine stroked.........

Haha! Cat 1 Human 0

Chalky's dog however does amazingly stupid things if you have control of a laser light-
Scene:
Dog in garden- dark night- Chalky upstairs hanging out of landing window shining red dot up and down garden for hours on end 'walking' the dog.
Making the light dissappear under a table is also good for rofl. For days after anyone with a lighter can get the poor dog hunting for the little red dot!!!

I had similar fun like that abroad with a cat. Shining the laser on the road, the cat got in a pounce-like position, waited a few seconds then leaped through the air and landed on the dot so i turned it off. Then the cat is standing up running in circles wondering where the fuck it went :puke:
 
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Mellow-

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Pigeons don't explode. If they do, I want a video clip to prove it.
 
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Mellow-

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Plus animal stupidity just proves why we are the dominant species on this planet and they aren't :p
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by Mellow-
Pigeons don't explode. If they do, I want a video clip to prove it.

They do so, i heard it on The Simpsons :eek:

Also they explode if you feed them loads and loads of rice because it expands in there stromachs
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by Mellow-
Pigeons don't explode. If they do, I want a video clip to prove it.

What about that McDonalds Advert where the Pigeons ate that Mcflurry? heh
 
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Mellow-

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No, if you feed them, they shit everywhere. People who feed vermin are useless. Work the rest out for yourself :)
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by Mellow-
Pigeons don't explode. If they do, I want a video clip to prove it.

I know people that have done it. :p
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by Mellow-
No, if you feed them, they shit everywhere. People who feed vermin are useless. Work the rest out for yourself :)

What if we feed them exploding food stuffs? I doubt they are gonna be shitting after that
 
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ECA

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i find pigeons generally explode when you feed them c4 on a timer :/
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by ECA
i find pigeons generally explode when you feed them c4 on a timer :/

Well next time my terrorist friends are in town i will ask for some.
 
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doh_boy

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I remember a guy from school who maintained he knew how to make plastic explosive, all he needed was a really good fridge and some liquid oxygen. We worried about him a lot, he had a "utility Belt"

ps pigeons explode coz they can't burp, apparently.

also try hollowing out a tennis ball and filling it with the tips of matches....apparently quite fun! (another friend of mine tried it and added some petrol....he watched horror films from 8 years old nuff said
 
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tris-

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good fridge? you mean something that can get temperatures of about -10000 degrees or so
 
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tris-

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the only reason i have 32 posts today is i was helping someone in tech forum and it spans about 2 pages altogether.
 
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doh_boy

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Originally posted by n3wbie
good fridge? you mean something that can get temperatures of about -10000 degrees or so

well I'm figuring a fridge where oxygen would stay liquid, since adding gasseous oxygen wouldn't be too hard (even if air isn't pure oxygen) also since -273 is pretty much as low as anyone sane wants to go it'd prolly be somewhere near there.
 
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tris-

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Originally posted by doh_boy


well I'm figuring a fridge where oxygen would stay liquid, since adding gasseous oxygen wouldn't be too hard (even if air isn't pure oxygen) also since -273 is pretty much as low as anyone sane wants to go it'd prolly be somewhere near there.
Oh, i thought he was aiming for some kind of solid oxygen
 
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old.Jas

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Originally posted by Mellow-
No, if you feed them, they shit everywhere. People who feed vermin are useless.
Where I used to live there is a byelaw against feeding seagulls. Bloody things
 
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doh_boy

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aye maybe but I doubt it would matter too much if the rest of the ingredients were mostly solid. Besides at -273 most stuff is solid!! :)
 
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xane

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Originally posted by doh_boy
if you feed birds with lemonade(or any fizzy drink) they explode.

You can sellotape sunflower seeds to the inside of the window and watch them bash their brains out.
 
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Mellow-

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If you want to kill pigeons for fun ... go and get a job with rentakill.
 
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doh_boy

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Originally posted by camazotz


You can sellotape sunflower seeds to the inside of the window and watch them bash their brains out.

hehe that's actually happened to me! I was watching tv and and suddenly a small bird just twatted into my window. I did the whole "touchy-feely" stuff tho'. Made sure the thing wasn't dead and stuff. It let me pick it up so I made sure nowt was broken and let it rest a while until it flew off :D
 
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S-Gray

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Originally posted by old.Jas
Where I used to live there is a byelaw against feeding seagulls. Bloody things

I remember going to Llannduno (Fuck knows how you spell that :eek: )anyway.. went to the Pier area with the school, pulled out a Butty and the damn things swarmed on me :eek:
 

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