Carrying shopping

[Laddey]

Yesterday i took my dear mum to Morrisons to get some shopping.

We came back, i grabbed 3 bags. One in left hand, one in the right and one on my middle finger on my right hand. Little did i know the one i had on my finger was very heavy, with vodka, whiskey and two 2lt bottles of coke.

I ran to the door and my finger was hurtin quite bad. Me being impatient i wasnt gonna put them down til i was inside. Finally got inside, finger was blue.

My finger was numb about 6 oclock yesterday evening. And as im writing this it is still completly numb down the left hand side of the finger if the nail is facing away from you. Weird!

Any suggestions? No feeling in this one finger tip either.

 

[Punishment]

Sit on your hand , i shit you not

 

[megadave]

Your finger is dead, you'll need to amputate before your whole hand dies

 

[Punishment]

Preferably with an ice cream scoop , a very blunt one

 

[gohan]

it need warmth


poke it in your bum


for medical reasons

 

[Punishment]

The Buttcheeks , nature's pocket

 

[Raven]

You are only a man when you can carry at least 5 bags of shopping on each hand and still somehow manage to unlock the door.

 

[Punishment]

Raven specced lifter 5 18 str at creation

 

[Exioce]

Give yourself a stranger

 

[Ch3tan]

My suggestion is that you stop being an idiot laddey.

Seriously. Who doesn't take time to stop and re-balance the shopping bags rather than risk having to amputate a finger?

 

[Laddey]

But who'd of thought 10 yards of carrying shopping would result in aputation of your finger?

And who wants to stand around rebalancing shopping in -2 degrees with flipflops on ffs!

 

[Ch3tan]

My stop being an idiot line applies even more after that gem of additional info

 

[Lamp]

How's the finger?

 

[Vladamir]

In his bum i'd imagine.

 

[cHodAX]

Happened to me twice, sensation returned after a couple of days but crushing the nerve is never a good idea and best avoided.

 

[Laddey]

How's the finger?

Getting the sensation back i think! Didnt expect that to happen though.

 

[Lamp]

good job you weren't carring them on your willy then

 

[Laddey]

good job you weren't carring them on your willy then

It was to cold!

 

[cHodAX]

It was to cold!

Shrunk up like a peanut? I know mine was last night, was out in -7c with no coat and fuck me I was shivering like a spastic on cocaine.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Should've had xomer with you, carry 10 bags with his massive shlong

You are a silly goose Laddey, but a lovable goose.

 

[Laddey]

Shrunk up like a peanut? I know mine was last night, was out in -7c with no coat and fuck me I was shivering like a spastic on cocaine.

Yeah, but maybe it will shrink to a normal sized willy after my course of penis enhancement pills?!

Should've had xomer with you, carry 10 bags with his massive shlong

You are a silly goose Laddey, but a lovable goose.

<3

 

[Ezteq]

why were you wearing flip flops????

 

[Laddey]

why were you wearing flip flops????

because i ran downstairs and left my trainers upstairs. ballache running back up!

 

[Ezteq]

yikes, you got them enlarged too then did you?

 

[Laddey]

yikes, you got them enlarged too then did you?

Haha lmao :worthy: