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This is an actual job application that a 17-year old boy submitted to a fast food chain in Florida … and got the job.
Sex : Not yet. Still waiting for the right person
Desired Position : Company President or Vice President. But, seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the
first place.
Desired Salary : $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Disney boss-style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle
Education : Yes
Last position held : Target for middle management hostility
Salary : Less than I’m worth
Most notable achievement : My incredible collection of stolen pens and Post-It notes
Reason for leaving : It sucked
Hours available to work : Any
Preferred hours : 1:30-3:30 pm, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday
Do you have any special skills ? Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment
May we contact your current employer ? If I had one, would I be here?
Do you smoke ? On the job no, on my breaks yes.
Do you have any physical conditions that would prevent you lifting up to 50 lbs .? Of what?
Do you have a car ? I think the more appropriate question here would be: “Do you have a car that runs?”
Have you received any special awards or recognition’s? I may already be a winner with Reader’s Digest
What would you like to be doing in five years? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
Do you certify that the above is completely true to the best of your knowledge? Yes. Absolutely.
Sign here : Aries.
Theres hope for us yet.
Sex : Not yet. Still waiting for the right person
Desired Position : Company President or Vice President. But, seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the
first place.
Desired Salary : $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Disney boss-style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle
Education : Yes
Last position held : Target for middle management hostility
Salary : Less than I’m worth
Most notable achievement : My incredible collection of stolen pens and Post-It notes
Reason for leaving : It sucked
Hours available to work : Any
Preferred hours : 1:30-3:30 pm, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday
Do you have any special skills ? Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment
May we contact your current employer ? If I had one, would I be here?
Do you smoke ? On the job no, on my breaks yes.
Do you have any physical conditions that would prevent you lifting up to 50 lbs .? Of what?
Do you have a car ? I think the more appropriate question here would be: “Do you have a car that runs?”
Have you received any special awards or recognition’s? I may already be a winner with Reader’s Digest
What would you like to be doing in five years? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
Do you certify that the above is completely true to the best of your knowledge? Yes. Absolutely.
Sign here : Aries.
Theres hope for us yet.
