Car for sale

[Summo]

Apparently, this genuinely appeared in an Irish newspaper:

1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf - Only 15 km (9 miles)- Only first gear and reverse used - Never driven hard - Original tires - Original brakes - Original fuel and oil - Only 1 driver - Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off - Photo Attached

 

[Embattle]

OMG

 

[Wij]

Jesus. Father Ted was all real :/

 

[old.Quorthon]

classic

 

[WPKenny]

What the hell was someone doing manning what looks like a lighthouse if they're that feckin decrepid (sp?) that they can't walk that bloody far without needing a car

I bet they're really fat...that's why.

 

[old.Rostam]

Or they like taking a drive around the country side every now and then

 

[WPKenny]

LOL!

 

[Nibbler]

Hehe, yeah.

Hey, wait a sec...

*SQUINT*

That looks like a model island to me...

PS w00t post 800!

 

[Wij]

Only 600 'til Earther then

Right. I'm definately off for that p00 now (which I mentioned in another thread...)

 

[Moving Target]

Fascinating Wij....just fascinating

 

[Wij]

It was really satisfying btw

 

[nothing]

OMG LOL! that's so funny! got any more like that?

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. Thanks m8!

I don't have any more of that supreme quality and I'm not one for just posting shite that passes for humour.

Apart from all my posts.

Oh dear.

 

[old.?]

Can I buy it?

 

[Summo]

Sure! Just email your credit card details to someguy@yourmother.co.uk and I'll have it shipped straight to you.

(Sadly, that is a valid email address.)

 

[Moving Target]

I think youve missed the whole point

 

[Summo]

Some Guy 13-06-01 21:13
Moving Target 13-06-01 21:13

yet my post gets put first!

Barrysworld wubs me the most!

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Moving Target
I think youve missed the whole point

No, I dont think that there ever was a point.

 

[nothing]

yes there was. the point is that its funny.

 

[Moving Target]

I didnt even know Someguy owned that car!

 

[WPKenny]

So who do we talk to if we want to buy this car?