Caption Competition

mercury

Fledgling Freddie
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The Story So Far .....
Following the death of his first wife (see: Goddess Necklace), the dwarf ruler Carolus Lugus Maximus 111 was married off by his mother Betty 11 of Gotar to the Frostalf Princess Camilia. (Me and the Duke are doing our bit for race relations, don't ya know..)
The screenie shows them in their palace on the day after the wedding, watching the latest episode of The Phoenix Feathers. All you have to do is make up a sentence for each of them, the funnier the better. Try to make it something you wouldn't mind your little sister reading.
I'll start off :
Camilia : I don't care what your mother says, just because this thing next to me burns wood doesn't make it an Aga.
Carolus : (Thinks) I wish I could remember where the bathroom is.

If there's enough of a response, I'll get someoine to judge the funniest. The prize is a Gem of Lost memories + scroll book, (or something to similar value) to be collected in Midgard on the PrydEx cluster.

Over to you....
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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Camilia: On second thought, i like the feather stands in THAT corner still...
Carolus: Count to ten Carolus...just count to ten...
 

Rhori

Fledgling Freddie
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Camilia: What did you say hun?
Carolus: That *uh..* I *uhm..* can't find the toilet, yeah I can't find the toilet.
 

Dandare

Fledgling Freddie
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Camilia:Well I'm moving em out I don't care what you say,what with all this bird flu about.
Carolus:Oh shut up you grumpy little sod,and go have a shave I'm sick of chaffed thighs.
 

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