Canaries:HL mod

[old.Kone2k2]

In the nineteenth century, when miners went down a pit, they took a canary down first in a little cage and if the atmosphere was noxious, as it often was, guess what the canary did…

It died

The canary’s job was to go into the most dangerous, unpleasant and situations
And see if it could stay alive.

The year is 3020 and half of the universe is wiped out …

Okay, listen up. We’ve located a ship, the SSS Silverberg buried at the bottom of an ocean moon a remote probe has come back with no signs of a crew, no bodily remains, no skeletons, zip.

We want you guys to go on board and find out why.

It’s inconceivable that a ship like this could be sent out without a crew, so whatever devoured the crew, bones and all, might still be there, so be careful.

You’re a CANARY, a member of the toughest convict army this side of Pluto.

Ok this is my idea, but i need alot of help to get this off the ground, If your a Modder, Skiner, Mapper Coder etc
and would like to get involved with this project please get in touch.

If your not any of the above but think you can contribute in any way please still get in touch, all help greatfull.

 

[S-Gray]

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

Played one ya played em all

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

hmmmm seems a bit like a Red Dwarf episode I saw 1ce

 

[S-Gray]

lol i thought you left

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Meow

 

[Nibbler]

Originally posted by Mr Crapini
hmmmm seems a bit like a Red Dwarf episode I saw 1ce

it was on yesterday on UK Gold's saturday night stack

No doubt that's where you stole the idea from, eh Kone? Come back when you think of something original.

 

[old.Kone2k2]

Ok you got me their lads, but i still think is a very good idea and could finish up being a very good mod, so if anyones still intrested get in touch !!!


REDWARF RULES !!!

 

[old.Kez]

They could've just left, you know. They needent have been 'devoured' and suchlike.

 

[MYstIC G]

Sickbags on Standby

You'd be more likley to get support if you didn't start off by just scabbing Red Dwarf & getting it wrong.

Lister - I volunteered for the Canaries.
He opens the case and picks up a clipboard
Lister - Some bloke came down the machine shop so I signed up.
Rimmer - The Canaries?
Lister - Yea, y’know, a bit of close part harmony, you should see the list of privileges you get, unbelievable.
Rimmer - You don’t know what the Canaries are do you?
Lister - Of course I do, a singing group, acappella…
Lister starts singing
…you are the sunshine of my life, oooh, that’s why I’ll always be your….they’re nothing to do with singing are they? Holly lied to me didn’t he?
Rimmer nods
Lister - Oh, he was taking the smeg.
Rimmer - Oh Listy! Listy, Listy, Listy!
Lister - Well go on then, what’ve I signed up for?
Rimmer - In the nineteenth century, when miners went down a pit, they took a canary down first in a little cage…
Lister - What, and make them do some mining? They were sick in the nineteenth century weren’t they aye! I mean, how much coal can a little canary get?
Rimmer - …and if the atmosphere was noxious, as it often was, guess what the canary did.
Lister - Complained to the foreman?
Rimmer - It died Listy, the canary’s job was to go into the most dangerous, unpleasant and smeggy situations…
Lister starts banging his head against the table.
Rimmer - …and see if it could stay alive. Then they’d know if it was safe to send in the important people.
Lister - I’m gonna kill him!
Rimmer - How come you’ve never heard of the canaries? There’s recruitment posters all over the men’s bogs! How come you’ve not seen them?
Lister - When I’m in the men’s bogs in prison Rimmer, I tend not to look around, y’know what I’m saying! It’s like playing golf. I concentrate on my grip, keep my eye one the ball and try not to veer off to the side.
Rimmer - The canaries! You know what it’s supposed to stand for? Convicts Army Nearly All Retarded Inbred Red Evil Sheep shaggers! They haven’t got an X chromosome to share between them!
Lister - Smeg! It gets worse as well.
Rimmer - Worse! Go on.
Rimmer laughs out loud
Lister - I’ve signed you up too. Forged your signature, I thought I was doing you a favour.
Rimmer - Me, why?!
Lister - I’ve signed us all up. Kryten, Kris, everyone
Rimmer - No way! No way! No way am I becoming a Canary!

Plus if there 3 million+ years into deep space, how the smeg do you work it out at being the year "3020"?

"You there, Bad monkey, stop making RD look bad"

btw Anybody wanting RD Scripts btw, go here

 

[Skyler]

lol

 

[MYstIC G]

Well I mean, come on, the man missed out smeggy from a red dwarf quote where its one of the key words..... its just plain wrong.

 

[Mr Flibble]

It's just not on.