Cage: Tragic fall or revelation?

[Summo]

I've never met .Cage, but I imagine him to be a small, green evil goblin-type creature who lives hunched in a small cardboard hovel propped against a wall. I imagine that he holds in his folded arms an elaborately-carved colourful wooden box, from which he (tardis-like) produces large pictures of such exquisite randomness and holds them up at passes-by, while gurgling in a viscious and condesending manner.

BUT HE NEVER USED TO BE LIKE THIS.

Back in the days when he was CageCunt his posts were ordinary and relevant. Possibly dull.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

Something snapped inside him, or some kind of Internet curse was placed upon him and he decided to mock us all and ejaculate his images onto our bemused and shocked faces.

Personally, I love the man. He's a character and by god the world needs characters. So I say POST ON, CRAZY GOBLIN and may your saliva hang low.

Good reason for a new thread? Probably not.

 

[Munkey-]

Huzzah i say. May he grow illustrious growth lumps

 

[Damini]

Maybe he got bitten by a radioactive arsehole.

 

[.cage]

Just be thankfullllllllllll for what you've got

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Messiah, yes indeedy

 

[.cage]

I don't know what to say!!

 

[GDW]

Its all just teenage hormones and its probably what makes Wazzaphuk jealous

 

[Moving Target]

Cage reminds me of Scooba :/

 

[Scooba Da Bass]

Buhh!?

 

[ECA]

I think his reference to being thankful for what you've got is a subtle hint, that he lost his penis ( possible he was in a butchers shop rubbing his cock along the shiny metal blades and a dog bit it off ), so now he takes it out on people on the BW forums with his ( lack of ) wit.

 

[.cage]

( lack of ) wit.

that he lost his penis ( possible he was in a butchers shop rubbing his cock along the shiny metal blades and a dog bit it off ),

(need i mention that he doesnt recognise massive attack lyrics, or are those two quotes... together... enough?)

 

[xane]

This has got to be the ultimate accolade, an endorsement from Summo

 

[Mellow-]

Clearly cage's student life is a bore to him and as such his boredom leads to his irrelevant posts here. It's not difficult to work out.

 

[mank!]

Anyone who doesn't find cage funny obviously takes this forum far too seriously.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

*music starts*

 

[caLLous]

From the profile of .cage
Total Posts: 1563 (1562 of which contain irrelevant imagery)

Wowzers.

 

[nath]

You are all immensely gay.

 

[Hashmonster]

i remember them there days summo.

his head will grow now u've given him his own thread dedicated to him

 

[.cage]

Originally posted by Mellow-
Clearly cage's student life is a bore to him and as such his boredom leads to his irrelevant posts here. It's not difficult to work out.

hey spot on buddy, it's not all crack and bitches!

 

[bodhi]

Without people like cage, myself and Scooba, these forums would be reduced to conversations about dust, what people had for breakfast, and achingly dull threads about how Super Gay saved 10 on a printer.

Like the man says, be thankful for what you got.

 

[nath]

Yes John, you truely are part of what makes these forums fantastic!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by bodhi
Without people like cage, myself and Scooba, these forums would be reduced to conversations about dust, what people had for breakfast, and achingly dull threads about how Super Gay saved 10 on a printer.

Like the man says, be thankful for what you got.

Nothing like blowing one's own trumpet

 

[dysfunction]

The best thing about the written word is that you can glance at it and choose whether it warrants reading in any detail.

Thus one can completetly ignore all the utter crap that one writes...

...just thank your lucky stars you dont have to actually listen to the drivel that is written on this forum at times...



PS:Some of it is mine and I'm quite proud of my drivel! Although I wouldnt want it read back to me!

 

[Testin da Cable]

*blow*


sorry though peeps: I just don't get cageys particular brand of teh funni. I get Scooba's, I get Bodhi's and I even get several other people's, just not cage. ah well, such is life.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Wij


Nothing like blowing one's own trumpet

And you laughed at me when I had two ribs removed!

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
*blow*


sorry though peeps: I just don't get cageys particular brand of teh funni. I get Scooba's, I get Bodhi's and I even get several other people's, just not cage. ah well, such is life.

I dont get it either...





add the "tbh tbh" as required...

 

[danger]

Originally posted by bodhi



And you laughed at me when I had two ribs removed!

I don't like to just post lol.... so....


Roflcuntymaohehlol

 

[Testin da Cable]

edit:// oh ffs my browser's gone mad :///

 

[danger]

De ja vu


Ed: Silly TdC!

 

[Testin da Cable]

each time I post summat it jumps to this post :/. ah perhaps it's a sign I should be off to bed