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BUMPER STICKERS

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired out of a car window.

Vote for Phuque Hugh Tu

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.

I still miss my ex but my aim is getting better.

Got a gun for my wife...Good Trade.

I love cats, they taste just like chicken.

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

I may be slow but I'm ahead of you.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar
territory.

Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.

The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes.
You're being followed; cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

The whole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to others.

Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

When asked if he had missed school lately, the boy said `Not a bit.`

Little rivers which run into the Nile, Juveniles.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the road
when one of them was assaulted?

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.

I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.

If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

Get forgiveness now - tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..

Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

The more things change, the more they stay insane.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Keep grandma off the streets. Legalize bingo.



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BUMPER STICKERS: PART II
Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.
I love Spotted Owls, they taste like chicken.
Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. (seen on the back of a biker's vest)
If you can read this, please flip me back over. (seen upside down, on a Jeep)
A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the ass.
Feel safe tonight, sleep with a cop.
Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut??
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal
Friends
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Boldly going nowhere
Cat: The other white meat
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde
Don't be sexist - broads hate that!
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically
challenged
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for
you
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them
with bullets
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
 

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