brrring....brrrrrrring......

[Testin da Cable]

<phone rings>


...


<phone rings some more>


....


<phone rings even more>

*fumble...fumble...mutter...curse*

<phone keeps ringing>

*awake*

<damn phone still ringing>

*look at phone*

[click]
ME: yuh
MOTHER: (bright sparky voice) hi son, it's your mother here! just calling to make sure you get up on time for us to pick you up for the blabla bla yadda yadda shmadda yuck yuck bladyblabla
ME: mum
MOTHER: blabla bla yadda yadda shmadda bla bla blah yuck
ME: MUM!!
MOTHER: blabla bla yadda yadda shmadda....WHAT?
ME: mum, it's 10 in bloody morning!
MOTHER: yeah. so?
ME: mum...we leave at 12:30. getting up on time would be like.....12:15ish
MOTHER: well, you're up now anyway so...
ME: I'm off to meh kip. see you in two hours and twenty minutes

*hang up phone*

*go back to bed*

...5 mins pass...

*get up*

*curse*

*make coffee*

 

[Hashmonster]

heheheh - i just had a similar thing but this was my dad telling me he was going shopping... so he woke me to tell me this and now i can't be arsed trying to get back to sleep

silly parents!

 

[S-Gray]

Yeah, i hate people fuckin Waking me up early in the morning, because around 8am-10am the Sun blazes thru my Window, so once im awake i just cannot stand the Heat/Light and end up gettin up

Only happens rarely tho.. heh

 

[Hashmonster]

Sun?? where?? i want some

 

[S-Gray]

Well , the Sun wakes me up, and once i wake up it pisses off behind clouds

 

[Shocko]

If i could wake up to the Sun beating down on my face... Ah, the mere thought of it makes me want to go and live in some hot country like spain

 

[~Lazarus~]

get outta bed ya lazy bastids.

If I have to get up at 7am on a Sunday morning, then you can stop yer whining!!!!

 

[whipped]

Similar thing yesterday. Girlfriend had doctors appointment at 9:00am. Told her to phone after appointment to let me know how it went. 9:10am I get a phone call. Wakes me up, everything is clear, so back to sleep I go after she asks if I'm coming round in the afternoon and I say yes.

My answer machine recorded the following times for phone calls from her mobile.

10:15
10:47
11:00
11:15
11:17
11:20 <-- the one I finally answered.

"Are you still coming round", she says.
"What!!!", says I, "it's only 20 past 11. Let me sleep you daffy cow".
"Fuck you!", she says and hangs up.

That one took a bit of groveling to sort

 

[Recoil101]

muwahhaha I got my own back today... I woke my mum up just after 6 , she did the same to me yesterday

 

[Testin da Cable]

<in the car>

...
ME: mum, you don't have to call me you know.
MUM: why's that?
MUM: OOOH MIND THAT GREEN CAR!!!!3141
ME:what? the one we're going to miss by about 400 meters?
MUM: yes. you really should be more careful.
ME: yeah.
ME: I meant...I'm a grownup lad...
MUM: no you're not
ME: ...and I'm responsible enough to get up on time...
MUM: no, you aren't.
ME: troo dat.
MUM: word.

sometimes my mother is very cool

 

[Mellow-]

heh heh

 

[Wij]

I been waking up at 2:00 pm to go round the bars in Barcelona till 6:00 am

 

[Wilier]

i get up about 11 - 11.30 am, piss about a bit, drink some coffee, play with kids, go back to bed around 3pm.

But then Im on 12 hr nights, and have been for about 3 weeks now, with no end in site. The bags under my eyes are as big as really big black bags.

3 hrs till home time.

 

[Testin da Cable]

/fluffles wilier

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Originally posted by Wilier
i get up about 11 - 11.30 am, piss about a bit, drink some coffee, play with kids, go back to bed around 3pm.

But then Im on 12 hr nights, and have been for about 3 weeks now, with no end in site. The bags under my eyes are as big as really big black bags.

3 hrs till home time.

Think of the £2 coins!!!

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p


Think of the £2 coins!!!

What £2 coins ?

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p


Think of the £2 coins!!!

hmmm, but I dont get paid overtime.

 

[Testin da Cable]

you don't? time to start pressing random buttons then </homersimpson>




or rather...don't

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
you don't? time to start pressing random buttons then </homersimpson>




or rather...don't

Please Mr TdC, Im no "button pusher"

I fix the stuff that the Button Pushers break. At least, I tell people to fix it.

 

[Testin da Cable]

button pusher breaky fixer teller....ooh has a nice ring to it

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
button pusher breaky fixer teller....ooh has a nice ring to it

Its more like...

A paper shuffling button pusher breaky fixer teller

 

[Testin da Cable]

I am not a paper shuffler...I am a free man!!!!

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I am not a paper shuffler...I am a free man!!!!

Aaah!

So your a five finger shuffler instead then!!

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by dysfunction


Its more like...

A paper shuffling button pusher breaky fixer teller

actually its more like a fuckingreallytiredwantingtogohome paper shuffling button pusher breaky fixer teller.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah, but that wouldn't fit on a badge heh.



poor wilier *fluffle*

is the end in sight yet?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
ah, but that wouldn't fit on a badge heh.



poor wilier *fluffle*

is the end in sight yet?

It would - it would just be a huge friggin badge

 

[Testin da Cable]

there's a good opening for some photoshopping fun methinks

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
ah, but that wouldn't fit on a badge heh.



poor wilier *fluffle*

is the end in sight yet?

its going to be "reviewed" next Wednesday, but thgeres talk of it going on for another month or so.

 

[Testin da Cable]

imo you deserve a week off w/all-expenses for this. I've been on intensive-care periods before, but never for as long [and with no apparent end] as you are now.