broadband for everyone!!!

[TdC]

well well, it seems BT has once again upped the range of it's ADSL service. at least, la reg says so.

this means that everyone in the UK should be able to get it, except Wilier. sorry Wil, that's just how things are.




/jk

 

[babs]

If you read the release they reckon 0.4% will still be out of luck :/

 

[Insane]

i wouldnt joke about it tdc, knowing willer's luck BT will turn him down because "the string isnt wet enough"

wonder if my mate's line will improve now after this testing...

 

[Cyfr]

Give cheaper broadband instead...

 

[Chibi]

can also get 1mb lines now yay! too bad im not at home anymore ><

 

[TdC]

i wouldnt joke about it tdc, knowing willer's luck BT will turn him down because "the string isnt wet enough"

wonder if my mate's line will improve now after this testing...

poor Wilier now if he'd move to holland he could get an 8mbit phat pipe like mighty me it's about the only thing they do properly over here tbh

 

[Trem]

What about anal sex Teeds? Surely the Dutch pioneered that.

 

[Cyradix]

What about anal sex Teeds? Surely the Dutch pioneered that.

No no no, the catholic church invented that.
We just gave the world very very very kinky sex....

 

[TdC]

tbh the COE invented anal sex. the dutch invented the video-taping of people doing anal sex, and the french invented under-arm hair.

next question please!!

 

[Insane]

No no no, the catholic church invented that.
We just gave the world very very very kinky sex....

you forgot the "with animals" part Cyradix...

mind some of the women from holland are animals at times...

 

[TdC]

note to self: must remember to make gf bark next time we're playing 'hide the sausage'

 

[jaba]

nah teh greeks invented bum sex in roman times..

 

[TdC]

Swimmers gets snake shock

A man swimming near a Norwegian beach received a shock when a metre-long snake swam up his trunks.

Other swimmers swam for the shore after spotting the snake heading for Geir Røstad's trunks in the sea off Birkeland in Aust-Agder.

The VG newspaper says the man struggled with the grass snake for nearly half a minute.

He said: "I was standing out in the water when I suddenly felt something moving in my pants. First I thought it was rushes, but it was incredibly difficult to get out."

"When I finally got it out after half a minute I saw it was a snake. I dropped it pretty quickly."

Per Pethon, snake expert at Oslo's Museum of Natural History, said grass snakes are a type of water snake that like to swim and hunt in water and are common in southern Norway.

"It is completely harmless but relatively temperamental. Many people hold a viper by the tail. If you try that with a grass snake it will turn up and bite your hand," he said.

aaaaah!!! I bet he was shocked indeed. I wonder what would have happened if he'd been swimming in the buff? oO

 

[Wij]

nah teh greeks invented bum sex in roman times..

Surely in Ancient Greek times ?

Anyway, the Spartans institutionalised bottery in their military system which meant all free men had to engage to some extant. This is believed to have started in the early iron age. They were probably at it in the late Bronze Age too. Unlike in the film Troy, Patroclus is widely believed to be Achilles 'chum' in The Iliad.

 

[Bullitt]

Only on Freddys could you open a thread titled 'broadband for everyone' and then read about the history of buttsecks!

 

[Insane]

Only on Freddys could you open a thread titled 'broadband for everyone' and then read about the history of buttsecks!

thats what makes us so unique

 

[fatbusinessman]

this means that everyone in the UK should be able to get it, except Wilier. sorry Wil, that's just how things are.

Well, what can he expect if he lives on an oil rig?

(Yes, he really does live on an oil rig. No matter what evidence he may present to the contrary. He lies, he lies to us, precious...)

 

[old.user4556]

Yay, good news - i live a testicle hair too far away to get 1 megabit, so i'll be upgrading to that once this 'enhanced' DSL is implemented.

G

 

[Mr.Bee]

YES! great news, after missing the pass rate by 1dB last month, Im now very happy

 

[Wazzerphuk]

If someone can't get broadband, it is their own fault for living in a barn in a field. You want isolation, peace and quiet? Stop moaning about your lack of BB then, punks.

 

[throdgrain]

If someone can't get broadband, it is their own fault for living in a barn in a field. You want isolation, peace and quiet? Stop moaning about your lack of BB then, punks.

lmao harsh , but essentially fair

 

[tRoG]

lmao harsh , but essentially fair

No, it's not

Been waiting for BT to upgrade the exchange for years... and they're finally going to do it!





... in 343 days

On the bright side, I live close enough to get 2mb. Ooooooh, yeah.

 

[TdC]

ooh, it was as if all the pr0n servers of the interweb all cried out at once

ps. check yer mail frog

 

[Gengi]

This might make moving away from my Cable area worth looking at

Later

 

[nath]

I remember the good ole days when ISDN = "OMG LPB lamer, I want ISDN so bad nghh. I'd beat you if you were on a modem!" and I hate 2mb dsl. I felt so speshul :\

 

[.Wilier.]

OOh, a thread with my name mentioned erm......several times.

YAY I guess, for now, until they decide that indeed the line to our barn in an isolated but peacfully quiet field, is actually far too dry.......or something.

*presses the GIMME BROADBAND key*

//edit. *waits 18 days before pressing*

 

[Trem]

*steals Laz's BB*


*gives to Wil*

 

[.Wilier.]

*steals Laz's BB*


*gives to Wil*

:wub:

 

[Summo]

The postcode checker on the BT broadband site now says 'try again after 6 September' if your postcode currently can't get bb.

TRY IT THEN WILIER OH MY GOD!

 

[tris-]

Give cheaper broadband instead...

wanadoo is getting cheaper, apart from that i cant say anything else