Britney Spears is Married!

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Britney Spears is Married! (but not anymore)

Apparantly after a drunken party she and an old boyfriend friend of hers (Jason Alexander) got married in Las Vegas.

They say it was a bit of a joke like when Rachael & Ross got married in "Friends".

Anyway I think she is now seeking an Annulment...


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12966026,00.html


What an idiot! If this Jason bloke is in anyway sensible maybe he'll make a small fortune from the "divorce"!
 

Brynn

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Yea i heard about that. Apparantly the Bell boy at her hotel walked her down the isle. And she was married in jeans and a baseball cap
 

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Look at me!

Looooooooooooooooooook aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

She sucks.

:/
 

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hehe.. she's getting divorced today, as she was drunk when she got married.. lol.

That girl really sock donkeyballs.. :D
 

HUNTER

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anyone else see this as attention seeking since she kind of stopped singing?
 

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Very much so. Hense me having a brief chuckle at it and forgetting her existance again. Apart from those moments when I remind myself how glad I am that she's kind of stopped singing.
 

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HUNTER said:
anyone else see this as attention seeking since she kind of stopped singing?
When did she start singing? Did I miss that?
 

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Fuck sake, i don't care how dense she is, or what she does, i'd still rag her senseless, you gays!
 

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Well she did maintain that she would stay a virgin until she married... maybe she just fancied a bit of 'hide-the-sausage'?
 

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THE shortest showbiz marriage in history ended today just a few hours after it began when pop diva Britney Spears' "joke" wedding to a childhood friend was annulled.
Boned.
 

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I am suing Freddyshouse for false advertising. This thread title is inaccurate.
 

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