Britney Spears is Married!

[dysfunction]

Britney Spears is Married! (but not anymore)

Apparantly after a drunken party she and an old boyfriend friend of hers (Jason Alexander) got married in Las Vegas.

They say it was a bit of a joke like when Rachael & Ross got married in "Friends".

Anyway I think she is now seeking an Annulment...


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-12966026,00.html


What an idiot! If this Jason bloke is in anyway sensible maybe he'll make a small fortune from the "divorce"!

 

[Brynn]

Yea i heard about that. Apparantly the Bell boy at her hotel walked her down the isle. And she was married in jeans and a baseball cap

 

[Sar]

Look at me!

Looooooooooooooooooook aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

She sucks.

:/

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm not teh craz0r!!

 

[Bodhi]

She sucks.

I love Britney.









(As long as she doesn't sing.)

 

[AngryKid]

hehe.. she's getting divorced today, as she was drunk when she got married.. lol.

That girl really sock donkeyballs..

 

[raw]

Take her money!!!

 

[HUNTER]

anyone else see this as attention seeking since she kind of stopped singing?

 

[Shovel]

Very much so. Hense me having a brief chuckle at it and forgetting her existance again. Apart from those moments when I remind myself how glad I am that she's kind of stopped singing.

 

[fatbusinessman]

Apart from those moments when I remind myself how glad I am that she's kind of stopped singing.

*takes out earplugs*

Pardon?

 

[Wij]

That girl really sock donkeyballs..

Eeyore !

 

[Deebs]

anyone else see this as attention seeking since she kind of stopped singing?

When did she start singing? Did I miss that?

 

[Shovel]

When did she start singing? Did I miss that?

<insert comedy drum roll here>

 

[Frizz]

Fuck sake, i don't care how dense she is, or what she does, i'd still rag her senseless, you gays!

 

[SoWat]

Well she did maintain that she would stay a virgin until she married... maybe she just fancied a bit of 'hide-the-sausage'?

 

[Embattle]

THE shortest showbiz marriage in history ended today just a few hours after it began when pop diva Britney Spears' "joke" wedding to a childhood friend was annulled.

Boned.

 

[Tom]

I am suing Freddyshouse for false advertising. This thread title is inaccurate.