Britains got talent, holy flip!

[Iceforge]

Waiting for dogs have talent.

Ant and deck dumped in the woods and given a 10 minute head start. Different dogs are then released to chase after them. The one that gets the kill wins. See what little scripted one liners they can come up with there.

And the winning dog gets to partake in a Royal fox-hunt or what?

 

[Raven]

Yeah if you like, the country is going to shit, may as well enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[chipper]

that little lad was good but i have got to say just another choir boy theres loads out there who can do better im sure but kudos to the young lad for havin to bottle to do it infront of a live audience like to see those fuckin bullies do the same thing.

as for scarla or however its spelt wow blew me away that was fantastic i would actually buy a CD of them nice fusion of classical and a modern beat didnt feel like it was just stuck on in the background got put off watchin this because last time it was absolute shit but might just start watchin it this time round might be worth it

 

[Aoami]

Simon Cowell has it sussed. The man doesn't get enough kudos for being a real genius of a business man. It's no co-incidence that all his shows are on ITV, you wouldn't get away with a lot of on the Big British Castle.

That high-pitched lad was the last audition of a fruitless day? Give me a break.

edit - also, sob stories can FO. fucking ITV.

 

[Olgaline]

bah! hex on you ez!
you almost made me sob with that kid!

rep: must spread the love.! ack! :s

 

[Meggey]

Never usually watch these kind of shows, x factor, pop idol etc etc usually find them dull so didnt bother to watch britains got talent either...

except this afternoon it was on and i have to say what a good show, its great to see a whole bunch of different acts there was an excellant contortionist, comedian and a girl freestyling with her dog was excellant but the show was stolen by this chap

Andrew, lovely little 13 year old, gets bullied for the kind of singing he does and when he started to sing i just burst in to tears, he is amazing!

YouTube - Andrew Johnston - Britains Got Talent 2 (1st Audition)
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Brought a tear to my eye, not hard. But owel

 

[Meggey]

YouTube - "Britains Got Talent * Connie, 6, WOWs Simon Cowell !!!"
[youtubevid]QWNoiVrJDsE[/youtubevid]

For all those who watched the program last year. How cute is she? at the start of the video Simons face unsuprisingly expects a crap performance.

Although she were brill.

 

[Ezteq]

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i wonder if her mum pulled her front teeth out especially for the show?

 

[Meggey]

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i wonder if her mum pulled her front teeth out especially for the show?

hehe thats what makes her so cute!

 

[Ezteq]

lol you can just picture a really determined mother

"now hold still sweetie, this is going to hurt a bit but my god it'll be worth it!! we will win the St Pomfreys primary school annual talent bonanza if i have to sleep with all the judges, kill half the PTA and rip your two front teeth out to do it...we will win that rosette!!!"

*maniacal glint in eye*

 

[Meggey]

Lmao

 

[haarewin]

so... final tonight. if scala (escala now?) dont win, i'll be very surprised.

 

[Azurus]

Those bints playing the violin were a pile of gash. Ameteur playing, poor song selection if they weren't hot they would be nowhere. Everything that is wrong with music image>substance!

 

[Laddey]

Id love to give Amanda Holden one

Yeah shes a fine piece of ass. Just something about her!

Wait til his bollocks drop & his voice breaks

 

[Afran]

Those bints playing the violin were a pile of gash. Ameteur playing, poor song selection if they weren't hot they would be nowhere. Everything that is wrong with music image>substance!

Completely disagree!

Although they are hawt

 

[Mikah75]

how is this... YouTube - LQ Britain's Got Talent - Semi Final 5 - Escala
[youtubevid]64JkCfoovsI[/youtubevid]
amateur you fucking berk, they're amazing, and they arnt all playing violins obviously, viola, 2 violins and a cello noob and i agree interview song was a bit boring but you cant argue with live and let die!
plus the tall blonde one is absolutely stunning, all are quite pretty but she is summmmmit else as margery would say

 

[Afran]

how is this... YouTube - LQ Britain's Got Talent - Semi Final 5 - Escala
[youtubevid]64JkCfoovsI[/youtubevid]
amateur you fucking berk, they're amazing, and i agree interview song was a bit boring but you cant argue with live and let die!
plus the tall blonde one is absolutely stunning, all are quite pretty but she is summmmmit else as margery would say

They have 3 real competitors imo

YouTube - LQ Britain's Got Talent - Semi Final 3 - George Sampson
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&

YouTube - BRITAINS GOT TALENT SEMI FINALS - Kate And JIN!!
[youtubevid]ckv7vYyLhEg[/youtubevid]

and lastly

YouTube - BRITAINS GOT TALENT SEMI FINALS - SIGNATURE
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all are great

 

[Azurus]

how is this... YouTube - LQ Britain's Got Talent - Semi Final 5 - Escala
[youtubevid]64JkCfoovsI[/youtubevid]
amateur you fucking berk, they're amazing, and they arnt all playing violins obviously, viola, 2 violins and a cello noob and i agree interview song was a bit boring but you cant argue with live and let die!
plus the tall blonde one is absolutely stunning, all are quite pretty but she is summmmmit else as margery would say

Um no they show mediocre musicianship play pretty basic songs and are only popular because they have boobs. It's like the 13 yo singer, sure hes good but nothing special. It's all just watered down shit for the braindead ITV vieweing mongs such as yourself.

 

[Meggey]

Never usually watch these kind of shows, x factor, pop idol etc etc usually find them dull so didnt bother to watch britains got talent either...

except this afternoon it was on and i have to say what a good show, its great to see a whole bunch of different acts there was an excellant contortionist, comedian and a girl freestyling with her dog was excellant but the show was stolen by this chap

Andrew, lovely little 13 year old, gets bullied for the kind of singing he does and when he started to sing i just burst in to tears, he is amazing!

YouTube - Andrew Johnston - Britains Got Talent 2 (1st Audition)
[youtubevid]LExJ6oN4hUo[/youtubevid]

Brought tears to my eys, beautiful

 

[CorNokZ]

Paul Potts who?

That kid is amazing

 

[Bugz]

The dog and girl are getting boring now.

There's only so much you can do tbh and they've done it all.

 

[Mikah75]

Um no they show mediocre musicianship play pretty basic songs and are only popular because they have boobs. It's like the 13 yo singer, sure hes good but nothing special. It's all just watered down shit for the braindead ITV vieweing mongs such as yourself.

They're popular as they're dynamic in the retrospect that they're not sitting on chairs in an orchestra, and are talented young musicians. Also it's live so not really watered down, nor am I a "braindead ITV viewing mong", I don't watch ITV; only started watching this program as of friday.

 

[haarewin]

i cant believe that boy won!

 

[Mey]

Fucking disgraceful that the "singing in the rain" boy won. He stole his idea from the Citreon advert ffs!

Signature were by far the better performers.

 

[Lamp]

I'd sooner cut my leg off than watch this programme

 

[Bugz]

I'd sooner cut my leg off than watch this programme

 

[old.Tohtori]

Um no they show mediocre musicianship play pretty basic songs and are only popular because they have boobs. It's like the 13 yo singer, sure hes good but nothing special. It's all just watered down shit for the braindead ITV vieweing mongs such as yourself.

The point is, the audience loves them. They're not looking for the best singer, best comedian, or the best "look i have a dildo up my anus" guy...they're looking for talent, and as such, entertainning audience is KEY element.

 

[AngelHeal]

spread some rep etc.

 

[Afran]

Fucking disgraceful that the "singing in the rain" boy won. He stole his idea from the Citreon advert ffs!

Signature were by far the better performers.

I've wanted George to win from his very first audition last year, I agree with the judge's in that he puts 110% effort into each one of his performances and has not shown the slightest sign of giving up his dream, on top of that he's a very likeable kid and only wants the best for his family, which I applaud.

Signature on the other hand, are also very good, I also felt a couple of others could've walked away with the winning title, but it wouldn't of been an easy decision.