Brain controlled mouse for gaming

Chronictank

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I wonder what the side effects of excesive use would be
will be awesome for people with disabilities tho
 

Binky the Bomb

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Aye, great idea they have been trying to get going for years (Origional concept is from the seventies).
One problem though, use of said mouse does mean you tend to eat more cheese (Force feback).
 

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Whats next, left handed mice?! :)

cHo, you'd need a miracle mate. Not a brain controlled mouse ;):)
 

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Whats next, left handed mice?! :)

cHo, you'd need a miracle mate. Not a brain controlled mouse ;):)

You cheeky young whipper snapper! In my day I would have handed you your arse at Quakeworld! :p
 

Binky the Bomb

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You just didn't...

Someone was bound to... now the obvious joke is out of the way, we can make more inteli-mouse jokes. Course, you'll need a min IQ to use it, otherwise your mouse software wont be able to recognise your brain.
 

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lol mine wouldnt get very far then tbh


*tries to move mouse with brain*


[Error 505 brain not found!!!]


*sploads*


doh
 

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Someone was bound to... now the obvious joke is out of the way, we can make more inteli-mouse jokes. Course, you'll need a min IQ to use it, otherwise your mouse software wont be able to recognise your brain.

Fine, if we're heading down that path:

"Oh, well, there's been mouse controlled brains in gaming for eons, atleast since WoW release."

"You know what they say, best played plans of mice and men."

"I can't think of a haha so i'll just call you a gay-ming mouse."
 

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Besides, if you were playing a game, and someone mentions boobies, next thing you know your game window minimises, and your openning up your private folder full of pictures, movies etc...

Or worse, opening your web browser.

And what if your mind wanders whilst your chatting, who knows whats going to happen!?
 

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However, as in game advertising is slowly being introduced to various games, it could be an advantage when coming up against the immature prick with the sniper rifle who shoots peoples nuts off.

Picture the scene. He finds a nice camping point, he brings out his mighty rifle, he switches to the scope, and starts looking about. There, walkig slowly down the street, the enemy... n00b, he's not even taking cover, oh yeah, gonna pwn this n00b.

Gonna shoot his cock, so, line up the cross hairs, yeah there's his cock, focus on the cock

WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS! banner pops up right in your line of sight, CHEAP VIAGRA then pans across your scope, THE COCK, ALARM SPECIALIST hovers in front of you, HOT YOUNG SLUTZ WHANT YUR C'OhCK jiggles in bright pink and blue in front of the others.

And then, the trooper who was waling down the street, lobs a grenade at the sniper, who dies in a sea of porn pop-ups.
 

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I know I'm bumping an old thread, but these have been released. Play and ebuyer are stocking them although they're in very short supply.
I've preordered one.

They aren't so much a mouse, as a mental keypad, you can bind certain though triggers to a key, you still need to use a mouse to look around, but you can move, shoot, reload etc with your mind.
From reading the forums, it requires a lot of patience, if you think about it, we've never had to consciously think a specific thought before, so people who have spent weeks practising are getting better results atm than those who just got theirs.
The view of someone playing UT3 and pong with their mind is pretty awesome.
 

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are girls going to be better at jumping and shooting at the same time then?
;)
 

Binky the Bomb

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Tilda, just as a warning, if you DO get an error message "Error 401: Brain not installed, check drivers and/or reinstall brain." I had nothing, NOTHING to do with it.
 

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Indeed. The concept fails miserably if you've got no brain.
 

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you do realise it just does it off muscle movements on your head :p it doesn't actually read your thoughts :eek7:
 

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you do realise it just does it off muscle movements on your head :p it doesn't actually read your thoughts :eek7:
It reads the muscles electrical impulses and your alpha and beta waves.
You dont actually have to move the muscles for it to read anything.
I never said it would read anybody's thoughts its just the usual OT crap going way ott.
 

Chronictank

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It reads the muscles electrical impulses and your alpha and beta waves.
You dont actually have to move the muscles for it to read anything.
I never said it would read anybody's thoughts its just the usual OT crap going way ott.

post wasn't aimed at you :), let us know how it goes as i have a friend who got paralysed in one arm when he did a tour in Bosnia so would be really useful for him (currently using voice recognition and other rather flakey tools etc..) if it is worth the cash
 

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I will do,
bring on the more serious comments FHOT!
I want to hear what people want me to try, if anybody else is going to get one, other interesting posts!
 

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I wonder if i think of porn it will load of my hotlinks? :sex:
 

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