Bored. Selfindulgent Poem Contest

[old.Tyraette]

Time for a competition.

Objective: To write a poem of any length about your favourite Prince of the Shadowed Night.

Reward: erm. Satisfaction in a job well done?

Gifv egoboost.

<ps before the moans start about me not writing Loyalty faster, its taking a backseat for a little while. RL waits for no man. Or something>

<edit: doesnt have to be a limerick btw >

 

[Arnor]

My dear prince of the shadowed night,
why did you run from that glorious fight?
I've just slept 10hours and am feeling quite woozy,
since you went poof our side went loosy.
So now im captured and stuck in a cell,
and let me assure you, its boring as hell.
So while you sit in exile with blackjack and hookers,
we elfs here in prison are given weird lookers.
If that damn guard grabs my ass one more time,
ill be sure to rip out his small intestine.
For you my dear prince, i've hatched out a plan
it is quite cunning and made for the man.
From prison I'm mailing an army of midgets,
to come to your place and tear up the smidgets.
They'll beat you and spank and be very rude,
and put you in a gimp-box for being a prude.
Then when im free ill come to your box,
and beat you to death with an archer called Lox.




My contribution while sitting in my undies after too much sleep

 

[Addlcove]

Split between duties and love
split between Realm and Wife
one he ows his allegiance
the other he gives his love
forever a battle raging within

always attentional to both
always equally weighing
the love and the allegiance
trying to maintain the balance
and keep the scale equal

once he was consumed with passion
once his life was all about the next fight
now he longs for the homestead
forever remembering love left behind
yet he can not turn around

duty binds him to Albion
duty rules his life
maybe some day
he will be free
of the ties holding him

someday he will return home
someday he will live and grow old
free of the ties to the realm
one day he will leave behind
the Prince of the Shadowed Night.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Early pacesetter there...I love that

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by Addlcove
Split between duties and love
split between Realm and Wife
one he ows his allegiance
the other he gives his love
forever a battle raging within

always attentional to both
always equally weighing
the love and the allegiance
trying to maintain the balance
and keep the scale equal

once he was consumed with passion
once his life was all about the next fight
now he longs for the homestead
forever remembering love left behind
yet he can not turn around

duty binds him to Albion
duty rules his life
maybe some day
he will be free
of the ties holding him

someday he will return home
someday he will live and grow old
free of the ties to the realm
one day he will leave behind
the Prince of the Shadowed Night.

if it doesnt rhyme, its not a poem, bugger off

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Arnor
if it doesnt rhyme, its not a poem, bugger off

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=poem

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=poetry

doesn´t have to rhyme

 

[Old Nicodemus]

The problem with dear old Schaeffer
Is his ink runs out on paper
his chest he does puff
his ego he'll buff
And he'll bore you with his latest caper!




Wub joo weally Shaeff

 

[Hargh]

See title.
Addlcove was perfectly self indulgent

My entry:

Tyraettes Competition
See how it
Draws the ponces.

 

[Validus]

Well tyr in all his galore,
seems to be an attention whore.
goes off to the beach to spread a towel,
with the words "i am rich and i have a huge tower"
Posting a thread about getting attention,
seems to be affected by natural selection.
the strongest survives so it seems,
get more attention and thou shalt get redeemed.
i sux0rs at poems so i'll stop right here,
since i fear ol' shaeffer will get me in the rear.

 

[Lambsbreed]

a Daoc Haiku:

I am not a gimp.
Even tho teh beard is white
wish i wasn't fat!

- ~ -

lol lol roflmao
heehee lol rofl haha
god damn you are lame

 

[Hargh]

a BW haiku:

stfu noob
or i'll pwn
kxthnkbye

 

[accollon]

they call him the gimp of the night
cos he always turns and takes flight
Although he is not wealthy
its a good job he is stealthy
cos at fighting he is shite.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Prince of the Shadowed Night.

Who?

 

[Aoami]

i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win i r teh win.

What do i win?

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by Addlcove
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=poem

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=poetry

doesn´t have to rhyme

pff, dont wave all your degrees and technical mumbo jumbo infront of me, anyone knows that poems should fucking rhyme!

 

[Flesh]

I must say that Shaeffer's a twat
He whines and he squeels like a rat
Why don't you fuck off
You act like a toff
Now piss off before I wtfpwn you with the nerfbat.

 

[Hargh]

Flesh's entry = last place.