Bodhi...bmw's are for tossers .... :)

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old.sjp

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title says it all really.....

not being a salesman or an heavily gold chained coloured drug dealer, i think that an XJR as a bit more style :)
 
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old.[GA] Shovel

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I'd rather have lotus Elise tbh.... :D
 
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old.sjp

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tbh i dont think id fit in one :)

i looked at the esprit turbo's (relativly cheap and damm quick) ... but thought it looked a little poser-ish if u no what i mean :)
 
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Ono

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If we say in these approx price ranges:

under £10k - 2nd hand Primera GT :eek:

£10-£20k - New MR2 :D

£20-£30k - Mitsubishi Evo ;)

£30k - £60k - BMW M5 :cool:

£60k - .... - Ferrari 355 (and a Skyline GTR to do the school run!) :p
 
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old.MeddlE

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Gotta disagree there Ono

<£10k - Corrado VR6 (not new obviously)

£10k-£20k - New MR2 (agreed, the best car in this price range)

£20k-£30k - Honda NSX (yet again, not new)

£30k-£50k - Holden Commodore GSV (wicked import that shows the M5 the way it should be done)

£50k+ - F360 Modena (gorgeous, droptop or not)

Each to their own though. This is my wish-list and in no way represents the wish-lists of others, nor is it an attack on others wish-lists or their close relatives.
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by MeddlE
£30k-£50k - Holden Commodore GSV (wicked import that shows the M5 the way it should be done)
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That was on Top Gear last week. I have to say out of all this I'd rather have a Yamaha R1 or maybe a Triumph 995i.
 
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old.TUG

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Argh car threads :|

I AM gonna have a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 7 one day :D

Before that tho... no matta what ya say, gonna get a Nissan Sunny GTiR - it'd smash most cars to bits and can be had 2nd hand for 6k. Sorted.

I lurve those Holden Commodore's tho, they are f'kin nifty chunky mamma's...

TVR Speed 12. FUCKING YES PLEASE!!!!!!! :D :D
 
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bodhi

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OMFG LOL. HOLDEN COMMODORE. LOLOLOLOLOL.

Get a grip on reality m8. Every review ever done said the M5 urinated on all competition from great height. And looking at the logic, if you cannot see this, you are a tad mentally challenged.

And who the fuck mentioned the new MR2? Christ on a bike. Having been a fan of the MR2 since the first model, I have to say that the new model is utterly utterly shite. Its in the same school of ugliness as the new celica and the toyota corolla, handles like a very bad handling thing, and has about as much go as me at 9 o clock in the morning. Fuck the new MR2, and have one of the old models instead. Faster, better handling and better looking. But then for 20k, there is the small matter of a Limited Edition Fiat Coupe 20v Turbo. Not to all tastes granted, and theres always one clueless fuck who goes "but its a fiat", but it is a superb car.

IMO for the price ranges offered...
Less than 1k: Fiat Strada Abarth 130 TC. Ugly as sin, rattled more than a very rattly thing, but went like stink and stuck to the road like a fly on shit. One of the original racing hot hatches for the road.

Less then 10k: Mk 2 Golf GTI 16v. A car without equal.
OR A Lancia Delta Integrale. Show these young upstarts in their Imprezas and Sunny GTI-R's where to get off. Unfortunately someone I know with one spends 15k a year just to keep it on the road.

10k - 20k: Fiat Barchetta. Outposes and out grips an MX-5 and the MGF.

20 - 30k: Alfa GTV6 or a BMW 330i

30 - 50k: new BMW M3. Does everything a 911 can do, just for 20k less.

50 - 90k: M5. Nuff said.

90k - 150k : Ferrari 355. Nicer looking than the 360 any day.

150k plus : Ferrari F40. Every kid who grew up in the 80's dream car.

You may notice a certain brand loyalty here :)
 
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old.Delboy

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"Fuck off and Die of AIDS and/or mange"

Luv the community spirit in your Sig Bodhi. Sounds like u spend too much time in quake2.uk :)
 
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old.MeddlE

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Get a grip on reality m8. Every review ever done said the M5 urinated on all competition from great height. And looking at the logic, if you cannot see this, you are a tad mentally challenged.
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Then you obviously haven't read any (that's ANY) of the reviews of the Holden GTS-R, which totally pisses over the M5 without even trying. In fact, I'll paste some quotes.

"The front is menacing, while the rear badging boasts of 5.7 V8 and 410bhp - enough to shade the M5 in the power stakes."

"The engine originally came from Chevrolet's Corvette. With 340bhp, it powered the standard HSV GTS. But the engineers have tinkered and the result is 410bhp at 6,000rpm and 510Nm at 4,800rpm. This makes the GTS-R the most powerful super saloon of all. Performance is muscular from tickover and the car can pull away from standstill in sixth."

"You would imagine that such a heavy car, with so much grunt, would behave sloppily. But as the Holden does not beat around the bush, neither will we - it handles and drives better than any rivals, BMW M5 included. The interior houses five people and their luggage with ease, while the deep, soft and supportive leather seats are among the best we've ever known."

"Boasting 410bhp from a 5.7-litre V8, a six-speed gearbox and a spine-tingling engine note, the Holden is fun at any speed. Much more engaging to drive than the BMW M5, the GTS-R also costs £10,000 less. In short, this is a great car for driving enthusiasts."

That'll do. I fucking hate skanky BMW's, they are the most overrated pieces of shit to ever clog up our roads.

Thanks ;)
 
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bodhi

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Right. Next time you get some random quotes, try not to get them from the Holden website.

BTW, you disporved any "good" argument you came up with in the rest of your post with the final comment. Most people who hate BMW's, are people who havent driven one. So kindly fuck off you skivlord. Do you need me to start calling you a fuckwit again?

Thanks.


[Edited by Bodhi on 30-09-00 at 15:24]
 
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old.TUG

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Bodhi, YOU ARE A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Fucking Fiat Cuntytwato driver... fuck off and grow a brain! Heheh :)

You know fook all, admit it! And now you'll come back for a nice argument to PROVE you're a dick aswell! :D :D :D

Too nice... lol
 
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old.venturer01

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<£10k - Renalt 5 GT Turbo 2 - mid engine job

£10k-£20k - Old RallyCross VW Beetle 4 wd with a Porsche 911 Twin Turbo engine
i liked the blue and white one with blacked out windows on grandstand. or a metro 6r4

£20k-£30k - Lotus Carlton

£30k-£50k - one of the ice-racing 4 wheel steering and 4 wd 700bhp jobs. nice for parking lol

£50k+ - A Renalt Espace with full carbon fibre everything - on a spaceframe - 4 wd -
mid engine - flat 12 boxer engine - twin turbo with engine mapping control onboard -
6 speed box

all of the above set up for the manx tarmac rally or any other full tarmac rally - bar the gearing that is.

lol :)
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by TUG
Bodhi, YOU ARE A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Fucking Fiat Cuntytwato driver... fuck off and grow a brain! Heheh :)

You know fook all, admit it! And now you'll come back for a nice argument to PROVE you're a dick aswell! :D :D :D

Too nice... lol
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/me sighs

Get a shag m8

And thats an order
 
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old.TUG

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I could say I've had a number of them, but seeing as the lass is 15, I won't say anything that'd drop me in the shit :)
 
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old.[NC]Sturty

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She's old in comparison to the other kiddies u molest innit?
 
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old.MeddlE

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Right. Next time you get some random quotes, try not to get them from the Holden website.

BTW, you disporved any "good" argument you came up with in the rest of your post with the final comment. Most people who hate BMW's, are people who havent driven one. So kindly fuck off you skivlord. Do you need me to start calling you a fuckwit again?
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The quotes were not from the Holden site, they were from a well respected car magazine, but then you have difficulty reading so I wouldn't expect you to have read it.

As for driving BMW's, does my mates 325i Coupe count? Or my bosses 328i Coupe? Or the 525i that I test drove when looking for a new car? No, didn't think so.

As for getting a shag, I take it you are still dating Miss Palm and her five sisters?

:)
 
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amobea

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yeah 19 isn't too old
but a couple of years older and i'd be inclined to call you horrid names :)
 
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*Exor*

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19 year old shagging a 15 year old is fucking pathetic.
 
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*Exor*

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That's hardly the issue. You are having sex with a minor.

But er...as I know you will only reply with "I'll take that as a no", let me fill you in on recent form. At the weekend I pulled, and received a nice blowjob from a 20 year old. This week I am taking out a nice 18 year old, who's dad used to be a director where I work :) And at the weekend, I am going out with a 17 year old in Upminster. (Yes I know they are getting progressivley younger but they stop at 17, honest :)). All I am waiting for now is the peons to pipe up with "you made that all up", *sigh*.

But I don't have a long term or regular girlfriend at pressent, no.
 
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amobea

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well since your expecting someone to say it
HE MADE ALL THAT UP!!!

HE's A LIAR :p
 
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*Exor*

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Of course finga :)

Unless theres something they haven't told me ;)
 
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old.TUG

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Well done m8 :D

Personally, I am after a bit more than some tart who fancies giving a quick blowjob now and then tho' so :p
 
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