bloody hell

[tris-]

a female wasp somehow just made its way into my bedroom!

massive it was, about 4 foot long and had pincers like a scorpion. managed to get it with wasp killer which subdued it but 5 minutes later it was still wriggling around.

problem is i had to spray the wasp killer on my bed sheets, pillow etc. im guessing i should change it but im not sure how harmful it is?

 

[Huntingtons]

it makes your penis bigger. spray it on!

 

[old.Tohtori]

4...foot?

Pictures pictures pictures!

 

[tris-]

yeh about 4 foot long, giant pincers and it was carrying a car in its mouth!

 

[Himse]

yeh about 4 foot long, giant pincers and it was carrying a car in its mouth!

it was almost believable.

until the car bit.

 

[tris-]

it was almost believable.

until the car bit.

she told me youd say that

about an inch long.

 

[Laddey]

a female wasp somehow just made its way into my bedroom!

massive it was, about 4 foot long and had pincers like a scorpion. managed to get it with wasp killer which subdued it but 5 minutes later it was still wriggling around.

problem is i had to spray the wasp killer on my bed sheets, pillow etc. im guessing i should change it but im not sure how harmful it is?

You should have caught it in a jar and then caught a bird and made them fight, videoed it and took bets from FHOT.

 

[Fafnir]

Well i would change the bedding, since thoose bugsprays tend to contain stuff that can harm you.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl erm you kind of needed to put something next to the wasp for scale...

any hoo i think its an invasion of bed wasps tbh i got home monday afternoon and there was one walking over me duvet (unlike tris though i didnt murder it, i just caught it and put it out side)


waspicide is no laughing matter!

 

[Sharma]

waspicide is no laughing matter!

Of course not!


It's hilarious!

 

[tris-]

rofl erm you kind of needed to put something next to the wasp for scale...

im telling you it was about an inch long!
as it was dieing i got up in its face and stared it out. had some weird pincer thingys that just kept opening and closing and its antenas were leaking fluid.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. Might be possible this would attract an attack, but i doubt the deathwaft will reach the outside world.

 

[tris-]

im pretty sure it was a queen after i did some googling.

hopefully the garden will be wasp free this summer.

 

[Chronictank]

i think she was trying to sex0r you!

 

[tris-]

i think she was trying to sex0r you!

good point.
she was on her back
waving her legs in the air
on my bed

maybe i should of fucked her instead i shot her out the window.

 

[Nate]

put a toy car next to it

 

[kirennia]

You should clean it off with some honey...seriously, it's the bees knees!

 

[Cadelin]

Tris has a dodgy stain on his bed sheets. He claims it is bug spray and he was killing a wasp. Surely I am not the only suspicious one?

 

[Rookiescot]

she told me youd say that

about an inch long.

We still talking about the wasp here yeah?

 

[Himse]

Tris has a dodgy stain on his bed sheets. He claims it is bug spray and he was killing a wasp. Surely I am not the only suspicious one?

lololol

wasp pr0n

 

[Ezteq]

good point.
she was on her back
waving her legs in the air
on my bed

maybe i should of fucked her instead i shot her out the window.

maye your gf should take care tbh Oo


"tris tris come and take me in a manly fashon"

*psssssssssssssst*

out the winda' with you my lovely!

 

[ileks]

I have one of those tennis racket like things that electrocute bugs Just touch anything small with it and it knocks it out. Got a daddy long legs with it the other day

 

[Nate]

He never done anything to you, poor guy. Daddy Long Legs are fucking awesome..how could you kill him! He was probably bring back some brewskies for his dudes to chill and watch your TV.

 

[Bahumat]

Tris take a photo of it balancing on your penis....if we cant see your penis then we know it was 1 inch.

 

[Deebs]

rofl erm you kind of needed to put something next to the wasp for scale...

His willy?

 

[Syri]

maye your gf should take care tbh Oo


"tris tris come and take me in a manly fashon"

*psssssssssssssst*

out the winda' with you my lovely!

damn, gotta spread more rep before i can give any more to Ez. Deserves rep for this, had me laughing anyway