Bloody hell

[Tom]

I'm well used to seeing shiny keys on my keyboard where I've been using particular keys to play games, but I've just noticed that the plastic case around some of the keys (not the keys themselves) has worn down to such an extent, it looks like those old stone steps in old churches!

Blimeh.

 

[xane]

I have a Microsoft Explorer, the first optical one, I got it when they came out, parts of the silvery casing have worn away to the brown plastic underneath.

Mouse works fine tho

 

[Catsby]

Catsby recommends you check the ph of your sweat. It's slightly acid, so eats away at varnish overnight.

WHILST YOU SLEEP



Castsby can no longer sleep

 

[bigbb]

Steak pie.

 

[Cdr]

I saw a tree once.

 

[Clown]

i had a tree leaf stuck between my teeth lol what interesting things have you had stuck between your teeth??? rofl lol!!

 

[dysfunction]

Ive had a piece of crispy bacon stab me in the top of my mouth

 

[leggy]

I once burned my cock while ironing naked.

True story.

 

[mank!]

I once burned my cock while ironing naked.

True story.

Why were you ironing your willy?

 

[Clown]

It's the only way to get rid if the wrinkles?

 

[Mazling]

O H M Y G O D !!!

I once saw a tree too!!!!!!

 

[old.Osy]

So DaoCers are the bloody spammers, eh ?

 

[Trem]

I drove into one of those tree things once.

LMAO Leggy

 

[Clown]

So DaoCers are the bloody spammers, eh ?

You, sir, are a cock. If you haven't noticed we are taking the piss out of an idiot thread (TOM STOP IT) and if you haven't noticed, I'm the only one who has posted more than once here.































I also play DAoC. HAH. We're a bunch of spammers us DAoC lot.
+1

 

[leggy]

Seriously, it's easily done.

I had the top of the ironing board situated just below waiste height, about half way down the old shaft. I was negotiating a particulary tricky denim jean crease when I steered the iron too close to the edge. It may have been the smell of burning pork or the blind haze that encompassed me but it was then that I realised I wouldn't be using my wee man for a while. Or he wouldn't be signing off the dole at the very least.

 

[Ch3tan]

LOL.

Leggy you sir are a comedy gem.

Please dont get banned anytime in the near future

 

[Wij]

I too can vouch for the dangers of trying to iron near Leggy's naked cock.

 

[xane]

Is that "iron" as in "iron hoof" ? Or golf ?

 

[TriGGer]

*cringe*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Were you releasing some steam at the time leggy?