Blonde jokes....

[old.[DBP]Gemma Dog]

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing"

 

[old.Lizardking]

Cut & Paste jokes:

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for French fries.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to amuse.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin.'
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Q: What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"
Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do you call four blondes at a four way stop ?
A: An eternity.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a package of M&M's and tell her to put them in
alphabetical order.
Q: Why do blondes smile when they see lightning?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
A: It was too tight.
Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.
Q: Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
A: She couldn't learn the route.
Q: Why did the blonde drive around the block fifty-seven times?
A: Her turn signal (* indicator to none Yanks) was stuck.
Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light
bulbs?
A: She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
Q: What is the difference between an intelligent blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot's been sighted.
Q: What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
A: You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
Q: What have you got when you line up ten blondes ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call twenty blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.